Eye candy for the rest of us

Day 867, 23:27 Published in USA USA by fingerguns

While Zooey remains THE OFFICIAL FED SPOKESLADY, I am pleased to announce a new addition to the Fed public relations arsenal- ClammyJim, Federalist business model.



He wants to make you a firm offer.



And make the Federalist Party...







I have a feeling this will not attract the demographic he is hoping for.