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Explaining The Long Sword Rebellion

Day 884, 21:58 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Augustus Baldwin

Enlarge (Warning: You may be singed by the flaming swords.)

The only thing that would have made me happier was if they had called it the "Bum Raiders Alliance" or "Turd Burglars Union".

Maybe next time, guys.

Comments

Chocolate McSkittles Day 884, 22:03

I am highly disappointed that I have concluded reading this article with no greater understanding of the subject matter.

3/10

Augustus Baldwin Day 884, 22:05

You know all you need to know McSkittles, this either makes you want to join or it does not. The details are irrelevant.

Chucky Norris Day 884, 22:09

Meh, weak propaghanda, I'm sure you could have done better AB.

Bristel Akina Day 884, 22:10

Doesn't. I'd rather be part of the Bum Raiders Alliance. 😕

Augustus Baldwin Day 884, 22:10

I could've, but the admins would temp ban me for offensive material.

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 884, 22:12

Reported for truth.

Lord Penguin Day 884, 22:13

Yeah I've alread got an article taken down for 'ofensive' material

Captain Salty Kushskins Day 884, 22:19

Once instead of posting an article I just posted a picture of my wang, and the admins promoted me three levels out pity.

Tyler F Durden Day 884, 22:20

~hyuu~

Augustus Baldwin Day 884, 22:21

Funny you should say that Kushkins, because from what I have learned the objective of the "Long Sword Rebellion" is to have everyone post pictures of their wang at the same time.

Admins cant get them all.

Dereck Ryan Day 884, 22:22

lol @ kushkins.

Those are pirates. With incredibly hairless torsos. Dancing. On a float. Looks like a rebellion to me!

Augustus Baldwin Day 884, 22:23

Hear that? Dereck described their torsos as "incredible"

Ace_Blazer Day 884, 22:29

AB propaganda. The Long Swords shall prevail.

only atoms Day 884, 22:32

I've never been more proud.

Bristel Akina Day 884, 22:38

Sooo.... I'm not going to get to see wangs?

TaiwanPanda Day 884, 22:59

reported for "flaming" 😉

Dycey Farley Day 884, 23:00

"Funny you should say that Kushkins, because from what I have learned the objective of the "Long Sword Rebellion" is to have everyone post pictures of their wang at the same time."

I may come up short with my contribution. 😛

crisfire Day 884, 23:17

I forgot where I hid the treasure

only atoms Day 884, 23:23

It's the effort that counts Dycey, you could bash the hell out of the sides.
I'm jealous that I can't join the Long Sword Rebellion...does anyone know when the Babies Arm Holding An Apple Rebellion will be starting?

ReD_RuM Day 885, 01:10

hmm interesting Assumption i will meditate on your explenation of the mystical longsword rebllion

00AngryMobMan00 Day 885, 04:24

I still fail to see the point of this article.

Case Closed.

Cedrikus Magnus Day 885, 07:12

Long live the sword

Addy Lawrence Day 885, 14:37

If you keep fencing with your sword you'll go blind 🙂

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