Experience Level Race - Week Four
Wilhem Klink
Experience Level Racing is a brutal, underground sport banned many eRepublik countries such as:
Burma
Iceland
Mongolia
Panama
Vietnam
Suriname
Kazakhstan
and nearly all of the countries in Africa (outside of Egypt, Nigeria & South Africa).
All eCitizens of those countries can not even accumulate Experience Points, lest a race break out. Government elites ruining the game!
Experience Level Racing is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.
Famed Experience Point Racer Patches O’Houlihan gives us the Five C's of Experience Level Racing
Golly, thanks Patches!
Into that bloodsport arena stride two daring, if foolish, competitors. Two players enter. One Player leaves.
TemujinBC - the bane of dinosaurs, living and dead (and fiberglass)
Wilhem Klink - the Iron Eagle, no one ever escapes (as long as one defines "escapes" in a certain, very limited, way)
The winner is the first to add 100 experience levels to their profile. Said winner gets to lord it over the loser, confident in their superiority as evidenced in a pointless 15-year old browser-based game that some players role play juuuust a little too seriously. Calm down there Sparky, its just a game.
And loser has to donate 100,000cc (or 50 bajillion Satochi) for enhanced payouts to the Hot Air Program (a program the entirety of eCanada loves - and rightly so).
The Starting point of this no holds barred free-for-all
After four tortuous weeks
The chart for the visual among you
The racers each add four levels and remain separated by 4 levels.
Let's do a Galaxy Quest check of the racers
Klink
Tem
By Grabthar's Hammer ... there's still plenty of racing action left, my fellow Questerians.
Anything could happen. We've polled several prediction websites for their take on the Race. Once we explained what eRepublik was and after the laughter died down, an unpaid intern was tasked with running the prediction algorithm (despite claims of "never having done this" and "I just came in to use the restroom") and presented the following precision prediction chart
Margin of error is +- 50 levels. It looks like we're in for a wild ride! Tem is predicted to take a huge lead into week 5, and then inexplicably lose all his points and even go into the negative before rallying and gaining 80 Experience Levels in the last week but ultimately coming up short. Its a bold strategy. You can't make this stuff up.
Check in next week (or whenever I feel like it) for more race action.
Comments
Good thing that intern is unpaid. That chart has a few issues with it. Losing levels? Never in the history of erepublik have I ever seen levels lost, except in wholesale due to banning. Also.... did they just survey themselves to get a margin of error in the +/- 50 levels. That covers the entire spread of levels. They must have gone for a confidence interval of 99.9% or something stupid like it. Give us the typical 95% confidence interval and we be happy
Well Experience Level Racing can't be done in many eCountries. Maybe the Intern was from one of those and is unfamiliar with experience levels. Calls for a hard-hitting investigatory journalist. Too bad I don't know any.
Where's Acacia Mason when we need
Acacia Mason loooooooool there's a name I haven't heard in a while.
I met him irl in Toronto nearly 13 years ago. A decent funny guy but also a wannabe cop which I made fun of him for.
Galaxy Quest references get endorsements every time. Its a fun movie.
(ʃƪ^3^)
No congress XP for you two bottom feeders.
You still get 5 XP for voting, so there's that.
You get 10 XP for voting CPF I hear.
~hyuu~
Charts seem fine to me. (more credible than most government ones anyway.) I am quite amused by the narrative. good humor. thank you.