eWorld news (3rd edition)

Day 1,962, 11:30 • Published in USA Bulgaria • by Mrs NoLimit

The eWorld is producing news faster than Octomom babies buuut that is another topic 😃 So as I drink my wine and eat the horrible salad (on a diet, my behind got a little big from too much pizza and homemade cake 😃 )



So lets start with the all-time fave AIRRRSTRIIIIKE😃 Don’t u just love flying kitty tanks?



So lets start with the argentinian airstrike. As you may know eArgentina flew for some tea with milk to Lady UK without asking before that. So they are happy-bouncy over their victory:



The CP says in his article that they are very happy for defeating TWO. Now, not to burst yor bubble boys and girls, but if TWO actually fought, it wouldn’t have been 89:10 😃 Still a victory is a victory. They organized their troops and babies, congratz on that.

Then there is something about Ireland and CUA, they are still not saying is it going to be ICUA or CUAI or just a kick in the pom-pons for Ireland. Then some lovey-dovey words on Asgard, how they have been fighting against the evil, bad, ugly, obnoxious CoTWO, WE HATE THE...! Err I mean go suck a lollipop Argentina 😃
No doubt Asgard and some CoT -TWO countries have fought (meaning the former ABC). But just say you like them cause they can be the next EDEN, not because they were the poor little victims of the vicious ugly.. ah you got my point. Those countries have been fighting up there for quite some time, most battles started by Asgard, so no lies Mr. AgrCP 🙂 Just say you like them, there is nothing wrong in that!
There were a few people trolling in the press like always. Gotta love those Paint addicts 😃

Now to the spicy part, aye caramba!



Flying kitties again yaaaay!



I didn’t want to move so the pic is cr*p 😃



Moving on, there is a new MU for people who are against occupators 😃 The spanish player explains that they want to help countries that don’t have the strenght to fight back bigger bullies. As it is told they are not mercs, but except travel expenses they want supplies for the battle or CC. Well if that is not mercenary what is? Do the others also belly dance??? o.O Anyway I wish them luck and go get those evil countries grrr!!!



Oh and also the canadians are gathering funds for wars.. Aham, going somewhere? Drawing a Paint-plan? Dancing around fire? Do tell please, we know no one gathers money without some sneaky sneaky plan!



Something different from a greek player. He actually has a list of weapons that Plato should include in the Guerilla fights. He has explained how to get them, how much damage they make and so on. Thumbs up for the idea and lets hople the admins read it. It is always nice to have options. One thing is missing tho... KITTY TANK!!! Kabloooooeyyyy! Make a kitty tank that blow everything for 3 months! Notging can beat the all mighty furball! Blast that nasty thing Mr Fuzzy!





ePortugal is also saving for rainy days- meaning for an Aristrike 😃 As is it said, they just want to have the option, not cruise around the map. But you never know, right?



eUkraine and eIran have signed what they call the “Aryan treatment”. Now I know Aryan actually means Noble... But seriously???? Aryan? o.O Um.... OK, moving on from the all-blond,-chosen-children-of-the-ruler to the “treatment” part.... I am sure they meant treaty! Same thing, different meaning, but who’s reading 😃 😃



Articles:
[CP] Country President End of Term News
[CP eBiH] Odjava
[MoFA] End of Term/April Ambassador Reports
[Monitorul Oficial] - Final de mandat


EDIT:

I always forget! For shouting:

✌(◕‿-)✌ eWorld news (3rd edition)
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eworld-news-3rd-edition--2240239/1/20


Thank you!