Evilpaperclip for Northeast of England!

Day 1,433, 17:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Evilpaperclip

My name is Evilpaperclip and I am running for congress in the Northeast of England.

The real Evilpaperclip
I've been active in the eUK since birth, 2 years ago, and joined the Navy as soon as I could.
After training hard I joined the SAS and have been a member of every Special Force to be formed and reformed since then.
I then started to think of ways to serve the eUK better and the only real option was to enter the political battlefield.
I have never run for congress before, so be gentle! But I hope that with a largely militaristic background and an amazing party behind me, I can help to keep the eUK running smoothly and efficiently, especially in times of war.

What have I already achieved?
Not an awful lot in the way of politics, however, in my 2 year long military career, I attained the rank of Captain and navigated the HMS Aurora (way back in the days of the naby.) and am currently an active member of the Special Forces, eUK's top fighters.
Hopefully next month I will have more to write in this section, but until that time it will remain mostly empty.

What do I hope to achieve?
I hope to gain a lot more knowledge of the inner workings of the eUK and plan to keep the war machine as active as possible.
As you may or may not have noticed, Ireland has been proposed as the Natural Enemy, obviously I will be voting yes on such an issue, as killing Irishmen is one of my favourite pastimes.
I will be looking into weapon and food schemes to get as many citizens fighting as possible.

So all I ask, is that you vote for me on the 25th.
Thanks :3