Everybody Loves Largo!

Day 1,773, 16:41 • Published in USA USA • by John Largo


Greetings ladies (sic) and gentlemen. I of course am John Largo, and I am writing to you today to talk about what a great nation we have.

Ear Knowledge to Set the Pace


We have been down to a single state and then grew to a world leader, then wiped, and then the premier e-country in the world. In our history we have shown that when we work together we have the resources and the industrious citizenry to achieve it, but when we fight each other, the entire nation suffers. eAmerica is great because of our potential.



Now before I continue, I know my loyal readers may ask themselves: "What am I reading? John Largo does not write articles for information. He writes election platforms." Well, I guess you are right.








I am officially announcing my intention to run for President of the eUnited States of America!

I am surprised at the diversity of support and encouragement I have received and I am very grateful. I guess Everybody Loves Largo. So this is probably my one attempt at the Presidency. Once in a lifetime. We'll see how it goes.

My campaign platform will be based on bringing this country together. We are stronger than any nation together. We are stronger than any enemy alliance together. We can overcome any attempt at PTO together. Together.

Stay tuned for more specifics in future articles over the coming days, as well as the names of those you will help me tie this nation together.


That ain't me. I'm a unite-er not a divider


Now you might ask yourself, who is this John Largo, and why should I bother to stay tuned, well let me give you a brief intro:

I have government experience, as a 13 time congressman I know the rules of the game as well as the meta-game. I have learned how to build consensus and shape opinions. As former Speaker of the House, I have displayed my electability by our nations brightest and most popular players. As multiple time member of SCI, I have proven that I can be trusted by our nation's power brokers. As AMP Round Table member, I have been able to be a part of building a party from the ground into prominence. As a cabinet level Presidential advisor to the last 3 Presidents, I have been able to learn the inner workings of the executive branch. As a Marine, well, it means I'm pretty much a badass.

So that's me. Now for some amusement. I understand that it does not matter which party sets me as a candidate now, and many have forum straw polls and primaries to go through before an official candidate is selected. But I have been named (at least temporarily) by some interesting parties. I'll keep the following list updated with each party that names me as their CP candidate. So if you want to see your party here, then bug your Party President.

The President of National Unity Party has decided to support you for the next country Presidential elections.

The President of American Military Party has decided to support you for the next country Presidential elections.

The President of My Nationalist Pony has decided to support you for the next country Presidential elections.

The President of American Freedom Alliance has decided to support you for the next country Presidential elections.

The President of Blood Brethren has decided to support you for the next country Presidential elections.

The President of Rrevan House Party has decided to support you for the next country Presidential elections.

The President of Albanian Unity Party has decided to support you for the next country Presidential elections.

The President of United Independents Party has decided to support you for the next country Presidential elections.