eUS Politics: Public survey, your opinion matters

Day 3,701, 17:41 • Published in USA Spain • by Rosa Violet Carson

Hi,

as you are probably aware, we have a new government. We don't know who exactly they are, but for sure some prominent players.

I'd like you to write your opinion for them, whoever "they" might be, what you expect, what they should do or not do, so "they", as well as our congressmen can read all of this, all in just one place.



Let America speak!

Everybody should participate.
This is an attempt to bring us direct democracy.
Read, vote and comment this article, because maybe eAmerica's future depends on it!

I will even help you with some very important issues/questions, just to keep you rolling:


- Should the former multi-term president Melissa Rose be exiled? If so, where to: eCanada, eUK, eAustralia or a more exotic country, like eSingapore, or eSaudiArabia?

- Would you like to see Wild Owl as our First Lady, dressed up only in feathers or should he wear black leather? Maybe white lace? With or without underwear?

- Blacklisting DMJ & Animis from eRepublik & allowing them only to play eUS forums? Should the blacklisting be permanently or shall we give them a chance to appeal? How about automatically censures for the SoH? Should shadowber & JA Lake be included on that list?

- Should we rename the AMP to the "Strip Tease Party", send Artela, Ilene & Molly Emma to go perform bikini-dances every evening? Would this increase or decrease the membership?

- Put a lock on Pfeiffer's fridge over night, from 10 pm - 6 am, to help him losing weight or make jogging in a scuba-dive outfit every evening mandatory? How a bout a diet with only coke & lettuce & ginger-bread?

- Let's resurrect Cerb & make him once again the PP of the SFP, but this time with George as Spokesman & Oblige as VP? How much members would be lost i a month? And in 2?

- Merging WTP & AFA? Should we call this new party: "We The American Serbian" or better "We The Serbian American"? Introduce RGR as the the honorary spokesman for life?

- Force Gnilraps to stop singing? Instead motivate him to find some other hobby, to use his throat, like sword swallowing? Or guillotine-testing?

- Make our executive switch places every 48 hours? And make them write every day what they've had for lunch? How about getting them to mime their favorite porn movie in front of a camera?

- Dividing the Feds into 2 parties: The Northern Feds & the Southern Feds? And forbidding them to run PP candidates older then 16 y.o.a?

- Prescribe "Meow, meow!" as the new greeting for the Black Sheep. And Grumpy cat as their new mascot

- Change our taxes every 3 day, deciding by throwing 4 dices, translated into percentages

- Why not sell EZC Party to eIndonesia for 1kk cc, buy stingers for air battles & perform an air-raid 24 hour special


These are only some of the serious issues we should think over. Your creativity is being challenged - give your best!



P.S: If you think that this is just a troll-article, feel free to troll the comments, but stay classy.

P.P.S: Thank you Taco Patato for the inspiration!