eSouth Africa Wins Dick Move of the Week

Day 754, 21:14 • Published in USA USA • by Hari Michaelson
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Way to go eSA. Way to go.

That is all.

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-Hari Michaelson
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&quot😉ude, What The Hell?" Ask eAustralian Leaders

What was believed to be a peaceful anti-PTO region swap between eBrazil and eSouth Africa today was revealed to in fact be an attempt by both parties to allow eBrazil access to a border with eAustrailia, allowing the Brazilians a chance to attack eAustralia in what is now being described by most EDEN nations as a "Total dick move."


Gaius knows what's up.

"Wow, really South Africa?" asked eMerican President Jewitt in response to the deceitful actions made by the South African government. "I mean, I know we all have kind of gotten used to PEACE or PHOENIX or whatever pulling this crap, but you guys?"

Added former President Gaius Julius "What happened South Africa? You used to be cool."


Yo South Africa I'm really happy for you and Ima let you finish and all, but the eUK had one of the best Dick Moves of all time; OF ALL TIME.

eUK PM Woldy was overjoyed at the news saying "Finally, there are other nations out there who aren't afraid to show that they too are willing to sacrifice all pretenses of honor and independence when it comes to allowing PEACE/PHOENIX nations a chance to encroach on another nation's sovereignty. Jolly good!"


Remember when the eUK had the Dick Move of the Week?

As of press time there was no response from the eSouth African government, who were too busy allowing the Brazilian Military through their lands to issue a response.
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