ePolish empire already crumbling

Day 886, 15:43 • Published in Serbia China • by Donnie Bronco

Citizens of Phoenix, Entente and Eden,

In the past 24 hours a lot happened and a big war was started. I wouldn´t exactly call it a new WW but more a military campaign. In this time ePoland made fun of eUSA and ended up begging for help.

Let me tell you what I think about the strategically potential of Eden. Actually it is nonexistent and I really don´t understand what “ strategy” is for them. I have the feeling “strategy” is for them if you can spend 20k gold on battles without using your brains (it reminds me of kids that try to get some candies).

Why am i saying something this bad and making propaganda against Eden? Let´s see what happened. ePoland and Eden practically went berserk as answer to Phoenix recent actions in Europe. After Phoenix attacked eCroatia, ePoland, eSouth Africa and eIndia, Eden started hitting everywhere and activating MPPs for us. Yes, after we dared to attack ePoland on their original territory against weak MPPs they started to hit wild. Not 1 country whole Eden started hitting without thinking. Actually who is your military commander? And was he drunk?


"What we lost? Comeon all let´s start whining about something! Oh see eUSA didn´t send 78927k damage to help us let´s get them!"

I was thinking that we are daredevils by activating some MPPs and also some strong ones. But what Eden triggered with their attacks on eHungarian, eSlovenian, eBrazilian and eBulgarian original regions (Were you even thinking about what you just did?) was just stupid and on the Phoenix channel there was one reaction:


And we shall adopt you 😉

Yeah I know Eden is kinda the story of ePoland and the Seven Dwarfs. But hey, what are allies for if not for scarifying themselves.

Why did Eden Activate all the MPPs? No one knows. (Oh yeah hai Spain and thanks for not tanking 5k gold in Rhone Alpes and instead activating MPPs for Phoenix.)



We will take care of you.

In order to conquer, what we need is to dare, still to dare, and always to dare.

We are coming for you.


Your,
Donnie Bronco
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