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I've been getting some heat...not a lot, but enough to upset me...about my ePlaygirl endeavors. It was commented in the last Article http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eplaygirl-wishes-you-a-merry-christmas--713113/1#comments(sorry I don't know how to make links, just copy and paste if you care) that a better name for this paper would be eFaggot. The word Faggot, used in American English terms, very offensive and derragatory so I am highly offended that this would be said about a budding newpaper....and this is NOT just and up and coming paper, this is MY up and coming paper 😉 ( you can take that last sentence however you would like).

I am upset that I am getting ANY kind of attitude about this paper. I'm sure if there was an ePlayboy none of you disgusting menfolk would be making fun of it! Oh it is perfectly fine for men to objectify women with their sexy avatars but when a woman does it it's wrong and unnatural and just way too dirty to not be made fun of in the most derragatory sense that it can be humiliated. So a woman likes to pleasure herself with images of men that are most likely not straight, but she hopes are anyway, so that means that she can't look? This is like sociology 101 all over again! Men are allowed to be piggish and it's rewarded and looked at as though it is normal behavior (which it is), but when women or girls do it, it's wrong (and it so is not!). And ladies, it's not wrong to want an attractive man! I took me watching episode after episode of Sex and The City reruns on TBS to realize this. And ok, so I've matured faster than other girls my age and I know all of this is a little percocious (my spelling sure isn't) but it's good to realize it at some point rather than just hiding from your sexuality! I like ripped chissled man bodies and big penises and hairy toes (oh and happy trails 😃)! And you know what I don't do a lot of things that my friends at school do. And I do some stuff that they (after having an embarrasing and frankly upsetting conversation about it) would never do because they say it's gross! Does that make me strange, to them it does, but even if you are considered weird for liking or doing something that you love and doesn't hurt other people, then you should do it anyway! It makes you happy, and knowing yourself is muy importante!

Wow...it felt good to get that out...

Why can't ePlaygirl be enjoyed for what it really is....rants from the mouth of a 17 year old girl? Yes I do add some sexy pictures of men who wax a little too much in the articles, but that's the hook! It's supposed to keep you coming back for more (once again, you may take that sentence however you wish to take it). It's not only a hook, but it gets my fingers just typing away at all my little problems or ideas or what you will (as evidenced in the above paragraph).

Well, I urge those who read this article to vote for it anywho...hmmm...signing off for now



~~~ePlaygirl, a dirty paper with morals...like Fox News!~~~