Epic Debate between NoneSuch and Michael Lewis on IRC for Congressman!
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by Armandez
Epic Debate between NoneSuch and Michael Lewis on IRC for Congressman/Congresswoman of Oregon! Vote this up!
20:46:29 PrincessMedyPi: Gents, today we are here to debate the congressional race in Oregon
20:46:37 PrincessMedyPi: Let's begin with a warm up question
20:46:45 PrincessMedyPi: We'll begin with NoneSuch
20:46:51 PrincessMedyPi: What is your stance on cake vs pie
20:46:52 PrincessMedyPi: ?
20:47:35 NoneSuch: Excellent first question. I am pro-pie. It's what my grandmother makes so I'm sticking to it
20:47:43 NoneSuch: Her apple pie is delicious
20:47:53 PrincessMedyPi: Michael Lewis, what is your stance?
20:48:03 Michael_Lewis: Cake vs. Pie?
20:48:15 PrincessMedyPi: Yes. Do you prefer cake or pie?
20:48:26 PrincessMedyPi: (This is a very important eUSA debate topic)
20:48:52 Michael_Lewis: How do you chose? cake reminds me of my recent birthday party, but pee reminds me of grandma
20:49:05 Michael_Lewis: I probably will say cake
20:49:09 * Joeph snickers
20:49:27 Michael_Lewis: next questin!
20:49:31 PrincessMedyPi: Okay boys...let's get down to business
20:49:38 NoneSuch: Yes ma'am
20:49:47 PrincessMedyPi: Mr. Lewis, what is your stance on RAWR?
20:50:42 Michael_Lewis: RAWR, I don't even know what that means, bbut they keep posint ig in my newspaper, if you mean WAR then we must invade china
20:50:58 PrincessMedyPi: RAWR does mean war
20:51:09 PrincessMedyPi: Why is it imperative that we invade China?
20:51:39 Michael_Lewis: Because if we don't invad China the communism will happen eUSA don't you see?!
20:51:59 PrincessMedyPi: Thank you for your answer Mr. Lewis.
20:52:08 PrincessMedyPi: NoneSuch, how do you feel about RAWR?
20:52:09 Michael_Lewis: you are welcome
20:52:41 NoneSuch: I believe that RAWR is completely necessary for the advancement of our economy. It creates a need for weapons, gifts, hospitals, nearly everything
20:52:48 NoneSuch: And I am against invading China
20:53:11 PrincessMedyPi: What is your reason NS?
20:53:21 NoneSuch: For not invading China?
20:53:25 PrincessMedyPi: Yes
20:53:36 PrincessMedyPi: (Sorry, poorly formed question)
20:54:02 NoneSuch: If communism is the style they want then they should be free to keep it that way. Plus, our their only 2 borders to my knowledge are Pakistan, which we are not.
20:54:10 NoneSuch: So is ML saying the eUS is ePakistain?
20:54:21 NoneSuch: I am completely appalled
20:54:25 Michael_Lewis: NO! We have botes!
20:54:51 PrincessMedyPi: Mr. Lewis you interrupted his response
20:54:55 NoneSuch: I've yet to see a "bote" in eRep
20:55:07 PrincessMedyPi: That is not appropriate debate behavior.
20:55:15 PrincessMedyPi: I ask you to apologize and remain silent.
20:55:38 Michael_Lewis: Are we debating or makin fun because if you are teasing me I will report you
20:55:38 PrincessMedyPi: On to the next question.
20:55:42 Michael_Lewis: sorry for interrupting
20:56:13 PrincessMedyPi: NoneSuch, what is your opinion on Iron Taxes?
20:57:10 NoneSuch: In my opinion, Iron import taxes need to be set around 10 to 15%. We simply are not able to sustain our weapons industry relying solely on domestic iron
20:57:55 NoneSuch: The iron income tax should also be set to around 3% at most. Our domestic iron companies have it hard enough as it is with our lack of natural iron deposits.
20:58:08 PrincessMedyPi: Thank you for your response.
20:58:14 PrincessMedyPi: Mr. Lewis, what is your view?
20:58:41 Michael_Lewis: When we invad China we get all their Iron for free! and don't need to import!
20:59:25 PrincessMedyPi: So, for clarification, invading China is an answer to both our lack of RAWR and our lack of iron?
21:00:16 Michael_Lewis: China threats us with communism and has iron, we take over they will no longer threaten us and we have iron
21:00:28 PrincessMedyPi: Thank you.
21:00:57 PrincessMedyPi: Mr. Lewis, I now have to ask you about another threat plaguing the eUSA: the lolperchaun. How do you think we can stop it from taking over our nation?
21:01:49 Michael_Lewis: I am very prepared for this question, it's happening in Alabama right no http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8 I thin it may be crackheads
21:02:03 Michael_Lewis: to stop it we need to invade China
21:02:23 PrincessMedyPi: Thank you sir.
21:02:31 PrincessMedyPi: NoneSuch, how do you plan to handle this menace?
21:03:12 NoneSuch: I don't plan to handle it. I believe that these people in Alabama are just scared about something they don't know. If the name suits this creature, it sounds as if he is just a laughing leprechaun. What harm can he cause?
21:03:23 NoneSuch: Plus, leprachauns have untold amounts of gold, and pots.
21:03:33 NoneSuch: Both of which our country needs right now
21:03:57 PrincessMedyPi: Thank you.
21:04:13 PrincessMedyPi: NoneSuch, what is your personal opinion on PEACE?
21:05:09 NoneSuch: I don't know any of their members personally so this is just a generalization. My opinion is that they are people just like us and if PEACE and Atlantis just have a nice round of tea and crumpets we can settle all of our difference without having to invade China
21:05:33 PrincessMedyPi: Thank you.
21:05:41 PrincessMedyPi: Mr. Lewis, what say you?
21:06:22 Michael_Lewis: PEACE? what is this crap, I thought we were talking about war?!
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20:47:53 : Michael Lewis, what is your stance?
20:48:03 : Cake vs. Pie?
20:48:15 : Yes. Do you prefer cake or pie?
20:48:26 : (This is a very important eUSA debate topic)
20:48:52 : How do you chose? cake reminds me of my recent birthday party, but pee reminds me of grandma
ML has great taste and gets my support.
-Rocco Baldelli, President of Pro-Cake Union
As representative of the east coast I agree
I thought we covered some good issues. Hopefully we can continue it at a later date.
You need that debate NoneSuch. I thought ML was all hype, but he has a good platform.
~~~Fleming for Montana~~~
OMG best debate ever in the history of eUSA, this has to be added on the wiki!
We should all vote for this one... TWICE!
I'd vote for you, NoneSuch, if I lived in Oregon. 😛
nice one about the iron topic ML, but I'm more pro-pie. if Michael would change his stance on a pie business i would consider voting for him on a presidential election
Michael Lewis you're a true hero of the common people
as much as I read. It was Hiallarious!!
Voted!
pee reminds me of my grandmother 😃
When ML mentions "botes" I believe he is referring to the human bot fly(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23eimVLAQ2c). A devious method of war indeed.
Yeah, this was epic, epically terrible. Everyone in Oregon should vote for me anyways. Why was I not involved in this. Probably because it was too lame!
WHAT THE HELL! I NEVER EVEN SAID THOSE THINGS
Of course you would say that.
Then who was I talking to?
Who was I moderating???
I was a witness dude. we have like 15 ppl saying you did it....
serously you shudnt have come back. your just a bunch of trouble
I was a witness! Why lie?
I think you did a great job NoneSuch 🙂
-Panther for North Dakota Congressman!
Great Job NoneSuch!!!!
I was there, there were actually a lot of people there that saw you. Why are you lying about it now?
21:04:13 PrincessMedyPi: NoneSuch, what is your personal opinion on PEACE?
21:05:09 NoneSuch: I don't know any of their members personally so this is just a generalization. My opinion is that they are people just like us and if PEACE and Atlantis just have a nice round of tea and crumpets we can settle all of our difference without having to invade China
21:05:33 PrincessMedyPi: Thank you.
21:05:41 PrincessMedyPi: Mr. Lewis, what say you?
21:06:22 Michael_Lewis: PEACE? what is this crap, I thought we were talking about war?!
SUPER FUNNY...HAHHAHA
would just like to say that Joeph and GenoGaron will get their asses handed to them
How does that have anything to do with this, and how exactly are you going to do that?
fail wasted my time
Hmmm with those hard hitting questions I almost peed my pants in fear just thinking about answering them... except it my confuse ML into thinking Im a loved one 8D
Nice banter. Pee mania aside, I'd vote for NS if I could.
pee reminds me of grandma.
...my internet crashes for 3 days and this is what i miss
If you're interested in another debate, I have created an eSaturday Night Live paper with a parody presidential debate.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/esaturday-night-live-179175/1
Michael Lewis...
the man
the myth
...the lier?
As a huge supporter of your teachings, Michael, I am crushed by your recent statment. I too was in the room as this debate went down. It happened. And I am now confronted with one of the most heart wrenching of decisions of my life.
Shall I continue to support ML? I guess only time will tell...
🙁
lol, ML, fail.
...I'LL REPORT YOU!!!
😛
ALL HAIL OUR MESSIAH MICHAEL LEWIS! MICHAELISM LEWISISM IS THE ALMIGHTY RELIGION IT BEATS DIOISM!
Lewisism doesn't even have a religious book! At least Cthulhu worshippers have the Necronomicon!!!
20:47:53 : Michael Lewis, what is your stance?
20:48:03 : Cake vs. Pie?
20:48:15 : Yes. Do you prefer cake or pie?
20:48:26 : (This is a very important eUSA debate topic)
20:48:52 : How do you chose? cake reminds me of my recent birthday party, but pee reminds me of grandma
Pee reminds me of my little lizard.