eNorway, I Love You...
Yan Hoek
To the tune of LCD Soundsystem's 'New York, I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down'. If you've never heard it:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eohHwsplvY
eNorway, I Love You
But you're bringing me down
eNorway, I Love You
But you're bringing me down
Like a rat in a cage
Pulling minimum wage
eNorway, I Love You
But you're bringing me down
eNorway, you're corrupt
And you're wasting my time
Our records once showed
You were lazy but fine
But they battered your shores
With PTOers and more
The users, who left
Once they'd run out of time
eNorway, you're perfect
But it's getting out of hand
Your endless multi accounts
Have the run of the land
So the remaining collect
With the greatest respect
In the neighborhood bars
To drink away what remains of their NOK
eNorway, I Love You
But you're freaking me out
There's a ton of the twist
But we're fresh out of shout
Like a death in the hall
That you hear through your wall
eNorway, I Love You
But you're freaking me out
eNorway, I Love You
But you're bringing me down
eNorway, I Love You
But you're bringing me down
And you're breaking my heart
Jesus, where do I start?
But you're still the one pool
Where I'd happily drown
And oh.. Take me off your voting list
For the congressmen who don't exist
Yes, for those who don't really exist
Maybe I'm wrong
And maybe you're right
Romanians and Poles
Romanians and Poles
Maybe you're right
Maybe I'm wrong
And just maybe you're right
And Oh..
Maybe EDEN told you true
And there'll always be something there for you
And you'll never be alone
But maybe they're wrong
And maybe I'm right
And just maybe they're wrong
Maybe they're wrong
And maybe I'm right
And if so, is there?
Comment if you love eNorway...
Comment if you hate eNorway....
Comment if you couldn't give a monkeys about eNorway and you are only here to steal our treasury or let someone conquer us....
just comment so we know you're alive!
Comments
loveeeeeeeeeeee
Love!
I WANT TO STEAL THE TREASURY!
From Norway, with Løve
I'm alive, but I don't bother to eat anymore, these PTOers and multi account users must destroy my eAppetite
oh-hohohoho
det var en frekkas reverud
The treasure is safe - so far.
Great post, Yan Hoek!
I was struggling to think of something to write this week. Was going to just post a picture of 'The Shard' from my office window (which will eventually be the tallest building in the EU).
But then this song popped into my head and it seemed (with some minor tweaks) to sum up what I feel about Norway at the moment.
I love
Lovelovelove.
Nice one 😁
xD
There was a time...
When eNorway was a fun place to be.
When the community was close and prosperous...
Then came the hate, followed by massive amounts of multies, followed by V2, followed by more multies and PTOs.
Now we're here, and the end is near.
And eNorway will soon be forgotten
Eg rodde meg ut på seiegrunnen. Og det var i grunnen alt eg hadde å seie. Fantabulous post, Yan.
Fott post🙂
Great post🙂
still alive
Stemt på.
Lever, og er tilbake i Gnore 😃