Enlist in the US Airborne

Day 1,145, 05:07 • Published in USA USA • by Blanemcc

My fellow Americans,

I am writing to you today not as a fellow citizen, but a soldier who happens to be a fellow citizen.

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The eAirborne are looking for new recruits and there has never been a better time to come join us.

We here at the Airborne are some of the most dedicated soldiers you will find in the US, and the most active. Our Airborne chat is only very rarely silent, and those rare moments are usually when we're too busy saving battles from the brink to type.

But I won't bore you with stories of how awesome we are (there are a lot of those) and instead, I'll just cut to the chase and talk about the perks of the job.

Perks

First thing you'll want to know about is our food rations. Members of the US Airborne receive a food ration every single day. Sounds good right? Obviously so. We're giving you food to help yourself, as well as helping out ourselves. The more fights you carry out per day, the quicker you rank up, the more damage you do. It's a pretty sweet deal.

Secondly, during mass attacks or mini-battles of vital importance, we will dish out Q5 weapons and in important events, gold. Very nice? You bet.

Thirdly, the camaraderie. It may sound like a cliche by now, but the US Airborne is a great community in itself. Everyone is really friendly, and if you're looking to play the game alongside a great set of guys and girls, then look to further.


Lastly, the moment you have all been waiting for....





...The avatars. My god the avatars. They are, quite frankly, the epitome of awesome.

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GOLLY! How do I sign up?

Provided you have strength of 1500, a min rank of Lt Colonel and a minimum hit of 350 with no weapon, you can sign up. I would advise anyone with 1000+ str to apply, because exceptions can be made on an individual basis if we think you have what it takes to be a valuable member of the AB.

Application form for the United States Airborne Division

Hope to see some of you boys and girls soon.

-Pvt Blanemcc