eNew Zealand's Future

Day 1,516, 09:32 • Published in New Zealand Turkey • by Manny Calavera

Kia Ora Kiwis.


Cute... yet deadly when backed into a corner

I know keeping the populace informed is the Minister of Information's job, however, I want all eKiwis to hear this information from me. As of 42 minutes ago, New Zealand has been approved as the Natural Enemy by the Argentinian Government. We, however, do not have the resources or the man power to survive and outright war with Argentina. Since we defeated them last February, they have grown in both strength and populace.


but when i do, i drink... Dos Equis

Our plan is as follows: We will leave Otago and Auckland in the hands of the Chileans and attempt to break the Argentine's backs with RW's throughout their nation until we can establish a better plan of action. PLEASE DO NOT FIGHT IN AUCKLAND OR OTAGO UNTIL YOU ARE TOLD! By fighting for eChile today you are fighting against Argentina who will be fighting to keep Auckland in our hands, so they can attack us as soon as this battle is over. I urge you all to move to eChile and fight against Auckland!


Why wouldn't anyone want to come here?

As for citizenship, we no longer have any to give to other citizens of the eWorld. Please let your friends know that we will be out until the end of this month when Congressional Elections have been held. Please keep up the good work of having dedicated citizens move to eNew Zealand and increasing our population.


You know what I mean eArgentina?

This is not cowardice, but survival and in order for us to remain free, there are certain strategies we must employ. Believe me when I say this, but I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE THAN YOU DO! Continue to fight hard and do exactly what needs to be done and we will continue to be free. Stand and Fight eNew Zealand. Hail One, Hail eNew Zealand!