Enemies
khasim
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.
After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies.
About half held up their hands.
Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question.
This time he received a response of about 80 percent.
Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question.
With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety three."
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world."
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and sai
😛
"It's easy, I just outlived the damn bit***s."
Comments
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Love this paper!!!
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What exactly does "PERTAMAX" mean?
Tarquinus Superbus, PERTAMAX means "I am the first (commentor)", an Indonesian word 🙂
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So much win
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There is nothing morally offensive I can find with this article. Strangely, in this case that works.
Voted.
lol, voted
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Usual Khasim - solid gold 🙂
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nice one 🙂
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all my enemies are those who dont like communism.
ha ha 😃 That's a true life ideology 😃
epic 🙂
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