Emergency Broadcast: Well, Crap...

Day 822, 15:48 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by Keegan Knoll


This is approximately the expression that crossed my face when the Indonesian War Declaration was finalized. While trying to discover the reasoning behind the declaration, I received no answer. Or, to be more fair and accurate, I received no answer that made any sort of sense at all. Possible reasons that I can concieve on my own are as follows: 1. The fact that we helped our ally attempt to defend against Phoenix attacks with landswapping. 2. The fact that we are a path between Indonesia and China, which is where the real war seems to be. Or, 3. Just the fact that Indonesia doesn't seem to like having neighbors. There are of course other possibilities but these are just some things that crossed my mind.

However, today, we have enacted the first of the MPPs that should help protect our country. Introducing....



POLAND!!!

They may not into space, but they can into MPP with Philippines!

All in all, we will do our best to defend Philippines from any future attacks. I will not let this country go down. Most certainly not while I can do anything to stop them.

And, do to a complaint as to my tradition picture, I have changed the picture for at least one article. I apologize to those who complained but I simply do not see the problem. All in good fun. In the meantime...


Is this person covered up enough?