Elect me or be crushed by the shiny foot of my mecha body

Day 1,034, 08:02 • Published in Japan Japan • by Shinybluepope

Well, now I'm running in Kinki this October. Elect me if you want to live.

I suppose I should
talk about myself so you know who your candidates are. If you have no interest in elections and only wish to read something mildly amusing (not really but humor me a little by acting like if it is by posting lols in the comment section), skip to the "less serious stuff" section below).


You are not tripping balls. This picture is just that fucking awesome. I am a giant robot in fuckin' space. ELECT ME!

Serious Stuff

If you need more than the epic picture above to prove to you that I am worthy of a position in our humble eJapanese Diet, which would be sad and would tend to indicate you are a jaded Mr. pissy pants, I suppose I will need to whip out my accomplishments in this game while I have resided in beautiful eJapan.

I helped the MoCH with their artwork needs when Tanaka Fujimori disappeared, presumably kidnapped by a tentacled being of some sort. I also created quite a bit of artwork for the government in general.
While in Congress, I actively participated in quite a few discussions on different issues. I also wrote and submitted several important changes to the Constitution. This area has also been my greatest fuck up but, all things considered, I believe I have shown I put forth good work and try my best to help our government where I can.
I actively wrote articles in our media, something I wish more of our living citizens would do, in an effort to spur some activity or at least add another article so the "Top 5" slots would actually be filled.
I became the Minister of Internal Affairs at President Sugawara's request. While Minister, I have printed several articles to orient beginners in the ways of Erepublik.
I am attempting to establish a healthcare system for eJapan that provides young players with food.
During my last campaign, I promised I would use bullet points if elected. Well, I was elected last time, SO HERE ARE YOUR BULLET POINTS CRY TEARS OF JOY.

Bottom line, I am an effective member of the Diet who will continue to help this ecountry wherever I can. If you elect me, you allow me more avenues to continue helping.

Less Serious Stuff

Space. We should take it. Make it ours. As the only frozen madman with his head cut off and attached to a giant robot, I believe I am uniquely qualified as the person who can make this happen. No need to create a space program or play a game where, you know, space exists. If you elect me, I WILL GIVE YOU SPACE. All of it.


The dreaded King of Space will no longer stand in the way of what is sort-of/not-really rightfully ours!

Don't think there is anything worth gaining from taking over space? I suppose I shall have to appeal to your baser interests.


Well, Samus is in space, which would mean she is a gain if we take space. This will probably get most you freaks on board.

So, vote for me in these coming elections. Do it.