Edited: Hakuna Matata

Day 917, 18:57 • Published in USA USA • by JDR1986
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Ok all so the news has probally hit everywhere by now. We lost against Phoenix in Serbia. In the end Phoenix had more people in reserves than we did. But with a well coordinated battle in a few weeks we can win. We will win. It took a few times in California. It took a few more times in Washington and Canada. But we won those battles. We beat them in Hello Kitty and we will beat them in Lion King. "Hakuna Matata it's a wonderful phrase it means don't worry for the rest of your days." Don't worry people we will beat Phoenix. When they lose Lion King it will cripple there economy and take months for them to launch any counter strikes against us.

Now, that was a fun fight no matter what the outcome was. I congratulate Phoenix on there awesome tanking and coordination. I congratulate EDEN for fighting and supporting the USA and China. For our allies abroad thank you for your service and we will keep fighting the good fight alongside you. Dio bless Eden. Dio bless the USA. Oh and fingerguns I am gonna make sure that HR steps up and becomes your man.