EDEN: You have no chance to survive, make your time.
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On March 31st, 2010, USA left EDEN. And there was much rejoicing.
And that, my friends, was the beginning of our identity crisis. We left EDEN because we did not wish to be involved in the endless wars in the Balkans. We finally went out on our own and developed PANAM, arguably the worst alliance in erepublik history, eventually becoming TERRA. This loose organization of countries fought to form their own identity and again failed miserably.
That is not to say that TERRA did not enjoy some success, but only under the chant of TEDEN. Under the battle cry of TEDEN, Vanek26 led the US and her allies to ultimate victory over ONE and her allies. TEDEN enjoyed dominance through solidarity, cooperation, and coordination. It basically became everyone against ONE. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
All this time, the eUS Military commonly referred to as the JCS, struggled against the Executive's ambitions to fight in wars outside the Balkans. This struggle culminated in the CJCS, Bradley Reala, telling the Executive to go f*** themselves. He and the other JCS decided that the Executive did not have the authority to direct their influence on the battlefield. So, they left. Like a kid who wants to play basketball when everyone else is playing dodgeball, they took the infrastructure that everyone had spent years building and walked away. Maybe Emerick pushed them away, maybe not, but the choice was ultimately theirs to make.
We saw the establishment of a new fighting force, named the United States Armed Forces, now the United States Air Force. Starting from the ground up, with no infrastructure, the USAF has built itself into the national military. The same situation couldn't happen again, now could it? OFC. When the Executive decided they had had enough of Canada's meddling, it led us to war with our long-time friend and ally, arguably the BEST ally we have had in the game. Canada is solely responsible for saving the US on at least three separate invasions. They just wanted to be involved in the next step, CTRL. Instead they are now the red-headed step-child that is only one proposal away from being wiped off the map, for good.
Meanwhile, the USA let TEDEN commune members into the country, allowing them to enjoy our 100% resource bonuses. And how have our allies repayed us? By meddling in our Congressional affairs, granting Citizenships without following IES protocols, blocking legitimate and passing rogue proposals, and interfering in our sovereignty. Let's be honest, gamers are going to game. If we didn't see this coming, then shame on us. If we do not do something about it, then the US will be a political battleground until she is wiped again. Maybe that's what we should do, get ourselves wiped, and watch people abandon the sinking ship. Surely, they won't stick around?
So, it has come to this: EDEN must be destroyed. I submit to you that CTRL cannot exist until EDEN ceases to. I challenge EDEN to either finish their PTO of the US, or gtfo. Why don't you go back to your homeland, and declare war on the US already? Oh yeah, because you are too scared to publicly decree the US. You stink of fear. Your efforts to PTO us will fail, and when they do we will not only cease to be brothers but we will be enemies. I have been told over and over again that Serbia only wishes to turn the USA and Brazil to their MPP stack. If EDEN continues their politically motivated meddling in our affairs, I can assure you that this WILL happen. If, however, you peacefully leave our country and return home, you have a chance to survive.
This is not a personal attack on any individual. Honestly, I find it ironic that we impeached Glove on the rogue proposal of a Serbian. This is simply a challenge before GOD and man. We have absolutely no interest in fighting in the Balkans. If EDEN sees this as a direct threat to its sovereignty, I have been told that she will act to save herself. If this involves further interference in our affairs, then we have no choice but to view EDEN as a threat. We do not like to be threatened. This is your last warning.
Bring it on.
If Poland and Spain turn out to be enemies, then so be it, but I think they've had enough of the Balkans too. I think erepublik has had enough of the Balkans. Time to decide. Everyone vs the Balkans?
PS. That movie did not have nearly enough T&A to make sitting through it worthwhile. Please don't make the same mistake I did.
HAIL to the death of EDEN!
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