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Dear citizens, you may have noticed for this month, I have swapped MoFA roles with Shawtyl0w! The main reason for this is that I have been given a top mission by the Country President to infilrtrate and steal secrets from a rival nation.

At 1930 hours, I have boarded a low cost Ryanair flight from our MPP ally, United Kingdom to Dublin, Ireland with an expected flight time of 55m. However, I have landed early with the time of 27m of flight time.

On the following night, my mission began as I have stolen the trade secrets of the creation of the perfect Irsh Coffee. With these stolen secrets we the could use it to our advantage for our coffee shops.



I then managed to infiltrate the Iirsh defences at Dublin Castle, where it seemed to be underguarded, a hall of Irish Country Presidents and painting on ceilings.



After the infiltration of the Irish defences, it was beginning to be lunch time, which then took the opportunity to eat and learn the secrets of the Irish stew and Guinness bread. But also I took the opportunity to plan the infiltration of the Guinness brewery!



Following lunch, the infiltration of the Guinness brewery has commenced! This was the most important part of the mission as Guinness was standing in the way of our Heineken for world domination of alcoholic beverages. However, apart from stealing secrets I have also figured out the Irish weaknesses for which we can use in our battles for victory!



I have amnaged to obtain the secrets of making guinness, on how to pour the perfect drink but also thanks to the level 7 of the brewery, I have managed to take a shot of Dublin above which would be key for the DAF! Alongside that I have identified the key weakness of the Iirsh attackers/defenders is that we can bribe them with Guinness!

Dear citizens, I can consider this mission as a success in making eNetherlands GREAT AGAIN!