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So I just woke up from an ecoma. Don't know what that is? Let me explain.

When my former self and my current self split (still trying to find words to describe that process to the unenlightened) I was left with the dilemma of which body my esoul would inhabit. Seeing as how I split from the old body it only makes sense I would choose this one. However in the process of switching bodies I had to have a new e-male address (the place in my brain my male hormones would reside). But I was warned by the eGod (Admin I believe his name is) that yahoo addresses (those located in places likely to make you shout "YAHOO!!!" during orgasm) would not be a wise choice as that can be very awkward during intercourse... however, that was the only alternative address I had and it is (in my opinion) a hassle getting another. So, instead of waiting for my old e-male address to be freed by my old body ceasing to exist, I decided to switch my old e-male address to the yahoo lobe and used what I figured was the now free hotmale address (the part of your brain responsible for subconscious actions to increase your attractiveness to others) for my new self.

This seemed to work and I was reincarnated, despite my old self being in the process of unexisting (like I said it's complicated). For two weeks I was able to freely roam the eworld and start my life anew. However I ran into a snag a few days ago. You see the eGod, Admin, was unaware of my loophole and for some reason tried to unexist my current self because of the e-male address it was connected with, and left my old self still rotting away with my new self pending unexisting in an ecoma. Needless to say my soul was kinda pissed about this and chose to march right up to eheaven and petition for my new body back and explain the mistake. This was a slow process (eGods have plenty that needs done you know) but, as I now journalize away in this article, I am awake again and here among you to work, get strong, fight, and spread my views!

Just a quick thank you for all the eprayers, I'm sure it helped. And about my whole "reincarnation" thing... I should have a way of explaining it all soon and you can expect to see a wonderful article about it in this paper!