E-love, not e-marriage

Day 1,717, 00:22 Published in China Republic of Moldova by MermaidPrincess

There is a virus spreading in the e-world. Some of my friends caught it and they are in great danger.

Luckily, I have vaccinated myself against such virus long time ago, and, as being a good and loving friend, I decided to fight hard against it and to save my friends.

Therefore, I intend to become e-mistress. What this would mean?
It means a better way for me of escaping the e-marriage. E-marriage means sharing common assets.



Well, in my selfishness, I intend to ruin you, my potential future e-lover, but not to give you anything more but my gorgeous, stupendous e-presence in your life.



The thrill that your e-wife does not find out about me will be compensated by daily donations, and with this there will be all the pleasure of me keeping my freedom, and of you having a challenge in your boring e-married life.

Who can refuse such an exquisite adventure?