e-Life Report Day 3,253

Day 3,253, 12:03 • Published in Cyprus Cyprus • by JamArber


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A story from my childhood. I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again.
Well its better to focus on the future and to let the past in the past. Many of you has started to ask why this newspaper don't have Caps , Bobies und ...
Well I don't have a clear answer for you , just no ,, Its not a good think .
Lets focus on correct political situation ,, Yesterday we had election and not everyone got their best results. But Cyprus got 2 most disappointed persons who expressed their disappointment with 2 articles. The first one was xam xam and later Fethullah GuIen . The xam xam's article was short and clear . Meanwhile Fethullah GuIen's article was long and hard to decode from a average Cypriot citizen , encrypted with the holy language. But both of them had something in common. Both of them were betrayed from the so called 'Griks' a term or a common theme in conspiracy theories about a Order or secretive power elite with a agenda conspiring to eventually rule the Cyprus through an authoritarian government.
But lets forget the myths and wish them good luck in the future.




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