Dumb and Dumber

Day 919, 02:51 Published in Republic of Moldova Romania by googoodoll


Coloana sonora:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH8t9M-A7uY

Harry: Would you like an atomic pepper, Mr. Mentalino?
Mental: Nah, you guys go ahead.
Harry: I'll do it if you will, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Okay. You go first.
Harry: No no. You go first.
Lloyd: You go first.
Harry: You go first! I always go first!
Lloyd: You go first!
Mental: Why don't you guys both stop acting like a couple of pussies and go at the same time, huh?
Lloyd: That sounds like a dare, Har.
Mental: It's a *double* dare!
Harry: Yeah, okay. You're on!

Fericiti cei saraci cu duhul!
Asa suna un panseu celebru, ma rog e din seria alora de nepus in discutie, ca alea cu: Sa nu furi!; Sa nu minti! Sa nu…
Chiar daca initial te face sa te revolti impotriva emitatorilor de atari maxime, are mult adevar in ea, mi-o reamintesc de cate ori fac cate o tampenie, sau spun una, si in secunda urmatoare realizez cat de gogonata e.

Lloyd: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No Way! That's Great...
[chuckles]
Lloyd: WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

Nu ar fi sublim sa nu imi dau seama? Deloc? Evident sa nu fac ever gafe e imposibil, dar macar sa fiu in totala obliterare ar fi excelent. Cred ca ma duc la farmacie sa cer Xanax. Nu, nu trateaza prostia, ci ofticarea 😃

Harry: That was genius, Lloyd, sheer genius. I mean where did you come up with a scam like that?
Lloyd: Saw it in a movie once.




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