Don't Call It a Comeback! (again...)

Day 4,037, 15:01 Published in Israel Israel by Robbie Lizzini

Hello! Shalom! Or...I dunno what the hip kids say these days..."yo, what up," I guess, who knows or cares.

I'm not sure how many people are still around that remember me, so I'll simply re-introduce myself; my name is Robbie Lizzini, and I'm back after I remembered what...my...

Oh bugger, this is how I started my LAST article, innit?

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Oh well.

The important thing is that I'm back! And this time, I mean it!*

-Robbie Lizzini

*He probably does mean it, but we can't be too sure, the shifty bastard.