Dominar for President: If You Liked Thee Dude, You'll Love Thee Dominar!

Day 5,189, 21:54 Published in USA USA by Dominar Rygel XVI

My Fellow Americans and Hynerian subjects,

This is the month that with your help, Dominar Rygel XVI will finally make it to the Presidency!

There is really a lack of choices this time around, without any other qualified candidates. We have a few two-clickers in the running, and a guy who just came back after five years and is totally out of the loop, for all intents and purposes, a complete newbie. On paper, I am extremely qualified to become President of the United States, and with your support, this will be the start of an epic, and long-awaited fun administration. We've had a good run as a nation these past few months, and I plan on making it even better!

Now for some personal bragging, before my plan for America!
Career Highlights
*Dominar to over 600 billion people.
*5-Term Vice President of the United States
*2-Term Secretary of State
*3-Term Governor/Secretary of Homeland Security
*Secretary of Education
*Deputy Press Secretary
*21-Term Congressman
*Congressional Whip
*10-Term Party President of We The People
*Former SFP Party President
*Commanding Officer: Continental Army
*Former Black Sheep Regiment Captain

Now that we got that out of the way, I want to tell you a little bit about what I will do as your Country President.

My Team
Vice President: Monsieur Manchukuo
Secretary of State: Baby Yoda
Deputy Sec. of State: SteffanoS
Deputy Sec. of State: Hillary.Clinton
Senior Adviser: Chickensguys
Secretary. of Defense: Saber AbdAllah
Governor/Deputy Sec. of Defense: Eodos
Secretary of the Interior/Education: Trite of the northern Penguins
Press Secretary: Rotation


DOUBLE Funding for All Programs
I plan on funding out of my own personal virtual fortune all programs during my Presidency. Whatever the budget is, you can double it! Our community is declining, and we need to do whatever we can to keep people engaged.

Good Allies, a Strong America
We will continue to be good friends to all those who support America, and at the same time work to make our country stronger however we possibly can!

Truth, Justice, and the eAmerican Way
Many of you know about my crusade against bots and other dirty play since the beginning of the pandemic. These efforts led to the banning of scores of illegal accounts, and we keep vigilant to this very day. This culminated in the shocking and disturbing revelation in the scandal that is now known as 'Krapgate', which then led to even further revelations. President Chickensguys himself, known as a moderate consensus builder even got off the fence and publicly denounced the threat that the Department of Homeland Security had exposed further during his term. He was then re-elected by a nearly 2-1 margin. I'll always do the right thing for our country!

Taxes
I support maintaining 1% taxes across-the-board. It's been good for our country, and don't see a need for any major overhaul on that front.

National Referendums
Certain issues of importance are often decided by a few people in smoke-filled rooms. I intend to declare that matters of major importance to the country will be put to a national referendum vote, where YOU the people of the eUSA will decide the future of our country by majority vote. Populism is a good thing for keeping the community engaged, and I will encourage it!

More Fun
Some parties make an attempt with game nights and whatnot, but we need more fun in general! I think "national game nights" would be great to have. We should also incorporate some sort of national giveaways into our press releases to get people more engaged. Let's have fun be for the entire country. If we get more people interested and involved, we can definitely cut down on attrition rates. Every person we can motivate to stay helps our community! I am also very excited to announce that should I win, eNPR will return in a revamped format known as....*drum roll please*eNPR: The Chicken & The Owl, two of the titans of American Presidential history, Chickensguys and Wild Owl have agreed to host a weekly version of eNPR, where they will dispel the fake news of the week for you!