DoD Orders (Day 1,386): Defend Against Spain

Day 1,386, 22:05 • Published in USA USA • by USA Department of Defense

My Fellow Americans,

I am pleased to announce your Defensive Lineup for this Month!

President of the eUnited States: Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense: Oblige
Chairman of the NSC: Vanek26




If you are mobile, deployed in an allied Nation, or the eUSA then Hold Fire and wait for Spain to Attack in The Spanish American War!



Otherwise, follow the orders in DoD Orders (Day 1,385): Northern Hungary - Evening Edition!





Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.

The White House has put out a Press Release regarding Bazookas!







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Signed,

Alexander_Auctoritas
President of the United States of America

Oblige
Secretary of Defense

Vanek26
Chairman of the National Security Council


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