DoD Orders (Day 1,349): Nevada - Update #1
USA Department of Defense
My Fellow Americans,
Deploy to Serbian Occuped Amerika and fight for the Resistance in The Great State of Nevada
Our second priority is to help our Russian Allies by fighting for The Resistance in Eastern Siberia
Our second priority is to help our Bromanian Allies by fighting for The Resistance in Maramures
Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.
Arm America is providing free food! http://tinyurl.com/3nz25gu
The White House has put out a Press Release regarding Bazookas!
Can't read the image above? Click it to enlarge!
Signed,
Blank Keating
President of the United States of America
Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense
Bradley Reala
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT STUFF?
Protip: all images below are also links
Join a military unit:
Other newspapers to rea
😛
Comments
o7
voted
Voted
Updated.
o7
o7
V
i just bought some gold with my phone , and started fighting as much as i can... i hope i had helped at least a little.
Vote.
o7
v + s
Voted, MI