DoD Orders (Day 1,344): Virginia - Update #3

Day 1,344, 07:37 • Published in USA USA • by USA Department of Defense

My Fellow Americans,


PLEASE READ THIS URGENT WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE REGARDING BAZOOKAS




Current orders are to deploy to America and fight the Double Spaniards in Virginia!







Second priority is to fight the Hungary Hungary Hippos in Arkansas !






If you are deployed in Spanish America fight for the Resistance in District of Columbia !








If you are deployed in Hungarian America fight for the Resistance in Oklahoma !








Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.

Arm America is providing free food! http://tinyurl.com/3nz25gu

The White House has put out a Press Release regarding Bazookas!







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Signed,

Blank Keating
President of the United States of America

Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense

Bradley Reala
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff


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