Do You Like to Gamble?

Day 1,373, 11:08 Published in USA USA by Rick von Ruger
{I have been thinking for a while about how to add some sort of fun/excitement to this dead game, outside of the lame game mechanics set forth by the Almighty Admin. Without further ado, I present to you the First eRepublik Charity Lottery:}

Pick five numbers 1-10 and you could win up to $10,000 USD!

- Lottery tickets cost $5 USD each.

- If you match one number, You win $5

- If you match two numbers, you win $10

- If you match three numbers, You win $100

- If you match four numbers, You win $1,000

- If you match all five numbers, You win the jackpot of $10,000


How Does it Work?

When you purchase a ticket, you may either pick five numbers, or have them randomly picked for you. The numbers must be in a certain order, and must be either a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 10. Heres an example:

7-7-1-10-2

Imagine that these are your numbers. Nobody else may have the same five sequential numbers as you. When the winning numbers are drawn, if you have the same number in the same position as the winning numbers, it counts as a 'match'. Heres an example of what the winning numbers might look like:

10-5-1-4-2

Your ticket matches two numbers (the third number, 1, and the fifth, 2). Note that the 10 does NOT count, since it is not in the same position in both sets of numbers. Since you match two numbers, you win $10.

How do I Purchase a Ticket?

You can purchase a ticket by donating $5 (USD only please) to me. Leave a comment or send a message with the numbers you would like, otherwise I will randomly generate five numbers for you. You may also pick your numbers via IRC in the channel #eLotto

If you send me any currency other than USD, I will send it back and your numbers will not be validated. If you pick specific numbers and those numbers are already taken, i will send back your money and your numbers will not be validated. You may send it back and request new numbers OR allow me to randomly generate your numbers.

When will I know if I won?

The winning numbers will be drawn out of a hooker's underpants on Wednesday August 31, 18:00 eRep time (a week from today). I will post a new article with the winning numbers, as well as the number of winners. The prize money will be sent out after the posting of the article. Please be patient, however, since it may take some time to donate to everyone.

What if i forget my numbers by next week?

It's cool, ill have all the people who donated and their numbers saved in a speadsheet.

Whats the catch?

Huh? You mean the catch of the day? I dont even like fish, dude... But you have a 50% chance of matching at least one number. If you match one number you will essentially win your money back. If you match more than that, you will make an easy profit. If you dont match any numbers, well, better luck next time I guess. You can rest easy, however, knowing that it was only $5. Furthermore, I pledge (at least) half of all profits I make (IF I make any) from this extremely time and resource intensive venture towards helping newer players, or donating to eUS Government programs which help out the newbs. Even if you lose, you can be helping support the newbs. Doesnt that feel nice?

Also, as a disclaimer, my eMoney funds are not unlimited. There is a distinct possibility that I will LOSE money from doing this. If people win more money than I collect from selling tickets, I will use my RL money (dear god please I hope this doesnt happen) to buy some gold and pay the winners. I accept sole financial responsibility for this. Lets hope it doesnt bite me in the ass.

What else? (before i rush to buy a bunch of tickets to try and bankrupt you muahahaha >😃)

Uh, i think that just about wraps it up. Oh, maybe it would be a good idea to limit the number of tickets per person... Maximum 100 per player, please.

Awww....

lol


Good luck and happy gambling!