Dio returns

Day 1,126, 11:35 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by kotekzot.org


Good evening, Pakistan. Today we celebrate the coming of our God Emperor Dio Brando. Blessed are those who always remain at the Holy Empire's side through thick and thin.



Yes, the promised day has come once more, and the God Emperor has come to lead the Chosen People once more. It is a bittersweet moment for me, as my failure to deal with our current predicament may be part of the reason for His coming.



I must apologize for writing little in my newspaper the past week, our situation was so delicate and complicated that I couldn't write anything specific enough to warrant a read. This, however, will likely change soon, as EDEN's meeting will be held in less than 30 minutes, during which an attempt to persuade China to honor our deal will be made. Hopefully they will be made to see reason, but if not, we will have to do our own thing.



In the mean time, let us rejoice and greet the Emperor the way we should, with a bottle of sandbrew, a cigar, and a dance.


DANCE FOR DIO

You are welcome to post your own dance in the comments.


You want pictures of tits in an article? Too bad, have some sexy Dio instead



Dio's faithful servant,
kotekzot