Dio is Dead
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Dio Mudd
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Greetings, ladies and gentlemen, Harcourt Fenton Mudd here, and today I’d like to talk about religion.
Over the years, the eWorld has seen the rise and fall of more than a few personality cults and religions. Most of them never really gained any sort of widespread traction or support amongst the masses, and because of that, almost all of them either fell into stagnation or fell into the grave. There is an exception to that, however. That exception being Dioism, a religion/cult of personality centered around Dio Brando, the so-called God-Emperor of the Holy Empire of Pakistan, a Dioist theocracy founded by Dio Brando himself.
Unlike many ancient kings, Dio didn’t have to wait until after death to be deified; his cult formed and began swiftly spreading during his own lifetime, and it’s hardly any wonder why. While I contend that Dio was just a man and not a god, it’s undeniable that he was a great man, and perhaps even the greatest man to ever grace the eWorld. It was under his rule that ePakistan managed to completely conqueror the territories of India and China, making it one of the largest and most powerful countries of that time. It was said that, under Dio’s rule, the streets of Pakistan were paved with gold and food was so plentiful that no one ever went hungry. During his life, Dio gave men hope, security, and something higher to look up to.
Despite all of that, today the power of ePakistan is practically nonexistent; the only thing it reigns over is ruin and decay. The sands have consumed its last vestiges of greatness. At the time of the writing of this article, it controls only one region, and barely that, and ranks sixty-nine out of seventy-four in the country rankings. I ask, where is the almighty prince of the sands and God-Emperor Dio Brando? Where are the legions of zealous Dioist eager to restore the once great Holy Empire of Pakistan? The truth of the matter is that Dio is dead, and his last remaining followers are few and far between. Dioism is an old and utterly irrelevant religion; it’s useless, useless, useless, useless, useless, and that is the way it will remain. The lights have gone out for Dioism.
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You might ask, if Dioism is dead, does that mean all eReligion is dead as well? And to that I say, “NO!”. Dioism died because it was built on a lie, the lie of Dio’s divinity; Dio was a great man, but he was no god, man. There is but one God, and his name is not Dio Brando and he is not a man; his name is Harambe and he’s a gorilla, a dead, yet everlasting gorilla. PRAISE HIM! Praise Harambe!
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It’s no coincidence that the Socialist Freedom Party, which has the largest concentration of Harambist in the eWorld, grows larger every day while all others are flailing and thrashing about like wounded animals, expelling what little energy they have left before finally keeling over and descending to the great beyond. Soon the SFP will overtake the Federalist, of that I have no doubt, for Harambe makes all things possible. Praise him!
Dio is in decline. Harambe is the new hotness. Soon all of eAmerica will embrace Harambe, then the world. The Future belongs to Harambist. Turn from your false beliefs, turn from ignorance, turn to truth, turn to Harambe. If you expose yourself to Harambe, Harambe will expose himself to you.
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Your humble Harambist,
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Harcourt Fenton Mudd
Comments
Blasphemy
Is Dioism popular in Serbia?
For once I agree with CG!
Dio has forsaken Pakistan. They have seen better days.
Harambe bless the eUS. We are his chosen people.
PRAISE HARAMBE!
For he is the bringer of light upon the path.
#ClicksOut
Neoism is my religion. Any other religion will be considered heretics to Neo's eyes.
Disgusting
No u
Harambe is the light at the end of the tunnel
and you are some kind of eNietzsche?
I like to think of myself as the eSaint Peter come to shine the light of Harambe upon a world led astray by false gods.
I believe in the sun, even though it is slow in rising.
I believe in you, without realizing.
I believe in rain, though there are no clouds in the sky.
I believe in truth, even though people lie.
I believe in peace, though sometimes I am violent.
I believe in Dio Brando, even though he is silent.
Is this a joke ?
Harambe is no joke.
i see. well good to know
Praise Harambe!
Praise Harambe the one shining light in the darkness of an eWorld filled with the hatred of the heretics of Dio Brando.
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Eventually the Great Soul of the Everlasting Gorilla will expose itself to the poor deluded Dioists. Until then, we should have mercy on them. Take their hands. Lead them gently from the dry, burning sands of delusion and into the lush, rich jungle of Harambe-wisdom.
Better dead than red.
What about the other colors?
No god, no master, I am free!
o7
*Dio is dead*
But isn't Harambe dead too?
*Ssssh* The reply wall has ears and talk like that might awaken crazy. Madness is okay Crazy+Gorillas is not
His physical body was murdered by agents of the State, but his dharma body lives on in all of us.
I went to the zoo once, it was that point in time that my life had forever changed.....mother nature had tread lightly with a few visitors that day and with that the entire zoo's gorilla exhibit exposed themselves to us.....that my eFriends!! Was when I first realized that gorillas and zoo's were not for me
R.I.P. Dio
Sincerely yours,
A Madman that will pass on Gorilla Exposure
Here we go again... battle of the Gods.
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Cringe personified.
The power of Pakistan is in the hearts of everyone who truly believes in PEACE.
All of my children have ascended from this realm.
Only prophets remain, to spread the word so that even you unbelievers may join us in the paradise we have created.
What is dead may never die.
https://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Colinar
One of your sons lives Dio-sama!