Dimmakammunication (eUS Question Time)
Day 773, 08:08
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by St Krems
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltxZWZzFKt0
The more observant of you will have already noticed me lurking in your IRC channels (where I go by Krems-sensei) and on your forum but some of you wont have so for your benefit allow me to introduce myself. I'm the eUS ambassador to eJapan, think of me as a sort of cross between a spai and the guy who represents your interests to the eUS government.
Some of my views of your country:
*Ember is a troll
*I like anime
*Fisting is p cool
*You all should cherish Dokomo
*I am agreed with the terms and conditions of samurai
*I wish we had our own version of the imperial owl
*I <3 lolicon (ty to Amun for reminding me)
Anyway I thought we would do something cool for my first japanese article. I'm a fairly reliable source of information on the eUS and stuff (cabinet position, congressman ect ect) so you can ask me questions on anything and I will answer them. PM me questions or leave them in the comments of this article and I'll get around to answering them at some point. You can ask questions about the eUS's plans for the future, our campaign in Asia, why I'm such a gay or anything else you can think of.
[size=1ppt]BTW, by sending me a question via PM you agree to letting me reveal the contents of that PM in any future articles.[/size]
The more observant of you will have already noticed me lurking in your IRC channels (where I go by Krems-sensei) and on your forum but some of you wont have so for your benefit allow me to introduce myself. I'm the eUS ambassador to eJapan, think of me as a sort of cross between a spai and the guy who represents your interests to the eUS government.
Some of my views of your country:
*Ember is a troll
*I like anime
*Fisting is p cool
*You all should cherish Dokomo
*I am agreed with the terms and conditions of samurai
*I wish we had our own version of the imperial owl
*I <3 lolicon (ty to Amun for reminding me)
Anyway I thought we would do something cool for my first japanese article. I'm a fairly reliable source of information on the eUS and stuff (cabinet position, congressman ect ect) so you can ask me questions on anything and I will answer them. PM me questions or leave them in the comments of this article and I'll get around to answering them at some point. You can ask questions about the eUS's plans for the future, our campaign in Asia, why I'm such a gay or anything else you can think of.
[size=1ppt]BTW, by sending me a question via PM you agree to letting me reveal the contents of that PM in any future articles.[/size]
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Krems iz ur ambassador... trolling ur IRCz...
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Krems is the biggest eUS troll #ejapan has ever seen. And he may love lolicons, but he doesn't love lolies (except for me for some weird reason), and that makes me a saaaad panda. 🙁
I complained to one of my American friends about not knowing who our ambassador is. I hope this is the start of you being more active with our government.
@Ember: Suppose we will just have to agree to disagree on if I troll or not. However, theres no way you could possiably give me the honour of the biggest troll in the aforementioned channel.
@Reiji: Funny, I remeber you posting in the eUS Embassy thread where you mentioned me by name. Also if your looking for me I hang out in #eJapan a fair bit with the nick [USA]Krems-sensei. I'm p easy to spot 😉
Are you going to return Karnataka anytime soon?
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They still need to drive out the companies in Karnataka, YUICorp, to stop any PTOs or unfair business practices there.
"to stop any PTOs"
There will be possibility of PTO in the future as long as there is something to gain from them, does that mean the US will hang on to it forever?
"unfair business practices there."
What kind of unfair business practices? Please be specific.
Well, I mean more of a PTO where there's more of a presence there by Indonesia, rather than just being a matter of course that they would do such a thing.
As far as unfair business practices, I mean jacking up the prices of iron and trying to monopolize the work in Karnataka, perhaps? These are only guesses. Offering work to Indian citizens that go towards the war machine of PHOENIX would be rather unfair, at least to me, to the more ignorant citizens of India who don't check who they're working for before applying.
"Well, I mean more of a PTO where there's more of a presence there by Indonesia"
But that is not PTO.
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"As far as unfair business practices, I mean jacking up the prices of iron and trying to monopolize the work in Karnataka, perhaps?"
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Lol, that makes no sense what so ever. How are they going to jack up the price when they don't have a monopoly over the Indian iron market? As far as monopolise the job markets? With the way that you can only work in a company which is located in your local region, or a region that your country control. This is not going to happen.
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"Offering work to Indian citizens that go towards the war machine of PHOENIX would be rather unfair,"
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What is unfair about it? Preventing India from profit off its own resources? Enjoy the high wages that comes with their resources?
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And further more, this does not stop PHOENIX from acquiring the Iron, they can now still acquire the iron from Karnataka through donation even with the region is control by EDEN.
Well, there could be trade embargoes put in place to prevent such a thing from occurring. That, or have some sort of watchdog organization in place that would monitor that.
But, that's just wishful thinking on my part, of course. Doubtless some donations will go through.
"Well, there could be trade embargoes put in place to prevent such a thing from occurring. That, or have some sort of watchdog organization in place that would monitor that."
None of these would prevent donating unless the US stop using the open market to trade all together.
US has a significant advantage to keep the region for a while, since the region does not only give them cheap and easily accessible iron, it also give them a lot of high pay jobs. And they can just hang on to it for a while by playing off Indians with PHEONIX. Now, more than a dozen iron companies in the region are at their hands, this is a temptation for them to hand on to it, they will needed to be constantly reminded time and time again.
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