Join the new world

Before we get anywhere important, I'd like to address and welcome all my readers who stumbled upon this article when looking for something entirely different. Since you're here, why not read the rest of it, right? I mean, you've already read this far, no sense bailing out now and wasting those few seconds you've spent here.
As you may all know, I am fairly new here. I figured a newspaper would be an efficient way to make a name for myself, while at the same time practicing those all important writing skills. This being said, I want to warn in advance for any and all errors this paper may contain. No one's perfect, no sense pretending to be.
As to what topics my newspaper will explore, I honestly have no idea. Expect anything and everything. Hopefully my readers will all think that they are at least mildly interesting. I don't know how often I will get to write, but I plan to make my articles as exceptional as possible, possible being the key word.
For all those who stay tuned, I thank you for reading my first ever article and hope you come back to read many more. As with most authors, I like my work being appreciated. Seeing as how this article has no real point, though, there's no need to vote it up. Keep on the lookout for my next article, coming as soon as something worth writing about comes along.

Moore out.