Death to Lesser East Koreans!

Day 1,088, 18:21 Published in South Korea South Korea by Sirius Padfoot Black

I had an entirely different article planned and written for today, but am improvising due to recent events. And honestly this is far more fun.

Brothers and sisters, the moon Children are at our door. Lesser East Koreans are invading the Kingdom of the Sun. Together, we will expel their night plague and destroy their ranks. Their shroud of Darkness will not cover the holy island of Jeju, nor any where else in Korea. The Sun King will give us the strength needed to defeat those of evil intent, and to continue to Illuminate the eWorld. But the Sun King needs you to fight as much as possible, for his blessings cannot do this alone. It is our duty to fight for the land bestowed upon us. The battle of Jeju-do is one in which we will unite, and show the Lesser East Koreans who really live in the land of the sun. Now gather your weapons, put on your warpaint, scream your battlecry, and slaughter some Lesser East Koreans alongside your bretheren. This land is ours!