Dear UKWP

Day 1,244, 07:35 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Bob Boblo

Well, I'm bored.



I'm bored of all the drama from yesterday's election. I was gonna spend the month keeping your new imposter party out of the top 5, but I cba anymore because having to wait days before the admins make PP of the party has took the steam out of my mini comeback. I know I was doing a good job of it in spite of this, but you know, I'm lazy. Plus, since half your party have told me they see nothing wrong with the BNP you guys are pretty much beyond trolling anyways.

BUT, there are lessons for you to learn all this. People joining the party to vote against Nick makes it clear a lot of the eUK political scene just doesn't like you. You need to sort your shit out or things like this will keep happening. You need to do more to distance yourself from irl racist parties. You need to let people from outside UKWP join the 7th division instead of using it a transparently pathetic political tool. You need to stop making ridiculous accusations of vote buying every time a veteran shows you noobs how to win an election. And, most of all you need lighten the fuck up, and possibly grow up. If any of the comments in this article are whinging and immaturity from some of UKWP's usual suspects, then you guys are doomed. Doomed, I tells ya.

Don't thank me for my advice, I'm a natural altruist. I'm constitutionally incapable of being anything other than nice.



All the Best,
Bob Boblo
JMMUKWP Party President