Dear Denmark, In the Interest of Fair Play, a Warning.

Day 868, 01:00 • Published in Denmark Pakistan • by Gates Schellinger

For the past few weeks, the special advisor to the eThailand military strategy division, Dan Wang, and myself (the newly former president of eThailand), have been devising the strategy that will, as you will soon see, lead to your demise. During this time while formulating this devious plan, we've worked in concert with various heads of states from nations from nearly every alliance (sol, Eden, Phoenix, Entente, and brolliance) to assist us in the execution of this plan.

In what is truly a landmark moment in eHistory, nations from every walk of life and alliances have set aside their differences to build us an epic land bridge so that we may finally stage our final victory over your evil country. Whether this is because no one likes you, or the idea of creating a bridge between Denmark and Thailand could be the greatest thing since Dio created sand and female naughty parts (in that order). Regardless of their reasoning, your time has come.

In the following article, I will lay out the brilliant plan, so when our dreams of victory have come to fruition, it will be all the sweeter, since you knew it was coming, and there was nothing you could do about it.

Operation: Hans Christian Andersen indeed


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Within the next few days you will see a series of seemingly innocuous MPP signings.

eThailand will be signing an MPP with Pakistan, and Lithuania. In addition to the MPP they will be signing with us, Lithuania will be signing one with Slovakia.

At the appointed time, once the MPP proposals have been passed, a series of attacks will take place. They will be broken down into 4 phases. (FYI aside from the 3 MPPs that will be passed noted at the beginning of this article, this Operation will take advantage of existing active wars and MPPs)

Phase 1: The German conundrum
This was one of the trickiest phase to come up with, this was were the UNSTOPPABLENESS of DAN WANG, really came in handy.

Step 1: Slovenia attacks Styria & Carinthia , Austria retreats
Step 2: Slovenia attacks Upper Austria, Austria retreats
Step 3: Croatia attacks Styria, Slovenia retreats
Step 4: Croatia attacks Styria & Carintha, Slovenia retreats
Step 5: Croatia attacks Upper Austria, Slovenia retreats
Step 6: Germany attacks Upper Austria, Croatia retreats
Step 7: Germany attacks Styria & Carintha, Croatia retreats
Step 8: Germany attacks Styria, Croatia retreats
Step 9: Germany attacks Northwest Croatia, setting off a Chain reaction war with Poland
Step 10: Poland attacks Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania, Germany Retreats
Step 11: Poland attacks Schleswig-Holstein and Hamburg, Sweden Retreats
Step 12: Poland attacks Sydannmark, Sweden retreats
Step 13: Poland attacks Sudovia Lithuania from Mazuria, setting off a chain reaction war w/ Slovakia
Step 14: Poland attacks Central Slovakia, Slovakia retreats.

Phase 2: Indawho?
Step 1: Malaysia attacks Sumatra to block Indonesia (who inexplicably were the only ones that didn't go for it)
Step 2: Philippines attack Tibet, US retreats
Step 3: Philippines attack West Bengal, India retreats
Step 4: Philippines attack Orissa, India retreats
Step 5: Philippines attack Chhattisgarh, India retreats
Step 6: Philippines attack Maharashtra, India retreats
Step 7: Philippines attack Gujarat, India retreats
Step 8: Philippines attack Karnataka, US retreats (wink)
Step 9: Philippines attack Tamil Nadu, India retreats
Step 10: Philippines attack Southern Thailand, US retreats
Step 11: Thailand attacks Southern Thailand, Philippines retreats
Step 12: Thailand attacks Tamil Nadu, Philippines retreat
Step 13: Thailand attacks Karnataka, Philippines retreat
Step 14: Thailand attacks Maharashtra, Philippines retreat
Step 15: Thailand attacks Gujarat, Philippines retreat

Phase 3: Hey look Pakistan is involved in another crazy ass land bridge
Step 1: Serbia attacks Oltenia, Romania retreats
Step 2: Serbia attacks Banat, Romania retreats
Step 3: Serbia attacks Punjab setting off a chain reaction war with Thailand (who now borders Serbia), Serbia retreats
Step 4: Pakistan attacks Balochistan, Serbia retreats
Step 5: Iran attacks Balochistan, Pakistan retreats
Step 6: Thailand attacks Sindh, Serbia retreats
Step 7: Iran attacks Northwest Frontier Province setting off a chain reaction war with Thailand. Iran retreats.

Phase 4: Are you ready?
Step 1: Thailand attacks Balochistan, Iran retreats
Step 2: Thailand attacks Sistan & Baluchistan, Iran retreats
Step 3: Thailand attacks Hormozgan, Iran retreats
Step 4: Thailand attacks Southwestern Iran, Iran retreats
Step 5: Thailand attacks Northwestern Iran, Iran retreats
Step 6: Thailand attacks Esfahan from Southwestern Iran, setting off a chain reaction war w/ Turkey
Step 7: Thailand attacks Eastern Anatolia, Turkey Retreats
Step 8: Thailand attacks Central Anatolia, Turkey Retreats
Step 9: Thailand attacks Marmara, Turkey Retreats
Step 10: Thailand attacks Southeast Anatolia from Eastern Anatolia, causing a chain reaction war w/ Bulgaria
Step 11: Thailand attacks Burgas, Bulgaria retreats
Step 12: Thailand attacks Ruse, Bulgaria retreats
Step 13: Thailand attacks Oltenia, Serbia retreats
Step 14: Thailand attacks Banat, Serbia retreats
Step 15: Thailand attacks Eastern Serbia from Oltenia, creating a chain reaction war w/ Hungary
Step 16: Thailand attacks Southern Great Plains, Hungary retreats
Step 17: Thailand attacks Central Hungary, Hungary retreats
Step 18: Poland attacks Dainava Lithuania, starting a chain reaction war with Thailand.
Step 19: Thailand attacks Central SLovakia, Poland retreats
Step 20: Thailand attacks Silesia, Poland retreats
Step 21: Thailand attacks Great Poland, Poland retreats
Step 22: Thailand attacks Brandenburg & Berlin, Poland retreats
Step 23: Thailand attacks Mecklenburg & Western Pomerania, Poland retreats
Step 24: Thailand attacks Schleswig-Holstein & Hamburg, Poland retreats
Step 25: Thailand attacks Syddenmark, Poland retreats
Step 26: Thailand declares war on Denmark
Step 27: Profit

Oh and don't worry about where the gold is coming from, we've been able to save a lot of money because we didn't buy your danishes, plus we had a bake sale, and a certain someone decided to include this plan into his own plan called Project Mayhem and covered the rest.

So, you see, Sjaelland, and Hovedstaden really is Thailand. HEIL LEWIS, and praise DIO. See you in a few days.

Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw51qrHIc3w will be our theme song, and possibly your next national anthem, you better start learning the words now.


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