Dear America

Day 1,259, 09:16 • Published in USA USA • by Glove

It has come to my attention that Emerick has yet to receive any endorsements. What the hell is wrong with you, America? Do you not like winning? Do you not like filling the mouths of pig-disgusting double-spaniards with sand? Do you not like having the Western hemisphere free of Loland?

Why do you hate America?

Granted, there are some decent candidates this month, but I believe Emerick trumps all of them. This has been a very successful term. On day 0 he proposed a solution to the military crisis we had.

He then banged Canada and now we are deep inside each other, again.


Omg that is so hawwttttt

He continued my revival of the Intern program, and we now have pretty pie-charts and whatnot to look at.

Ever since we've been invaded we've been auctioning off a bunch of RWs and that has been pretty successful as well.

Now we are pounding Mexico, and it is not consensual. Did I mention we now have all the resources, minus iron? We are getting iron soon by the way. I don't think anyone could have brilliantly accomplished as much as Emerick has this term. I hope a party will open their eyes and realize what good another Emerikan presidency can do.

I can sit here and give you a thousand thousand more regions why Emerick must be elected again, but I won't, all that needs to be said is Emerick is great.

I ask you, once more America, lets have another memorable month, RE-ERECT EMERICK.



Thanks in advance,
A Concerned Citizen

Also Emerick killed Osama.