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Foreplay: As you all may have known (those of you that didn't probably couldn't figure it out over the sounds of mourning), I have been less than active recently. I must not have been on IRC in some weeks,and my paper has been left to rot. But one thing is for sure.

The Kazakh independence movement will not be stopped. The Gray Areas of Central North Asia (TGAoCNA) are harsh towards us, and we hardly have enough mankinis to supply our troops in tench warfare. That's why I want you to enlist by signing "HAIL KAZAKHSTAN" at the bottom of this article today, and a few little things.Vote, subscribe, send me 5-200 gold (for chickens), and collectively fight the forces of the evil dictators. No big deal.

Rembember our motto:
"If the admins can make a clusterfudge of Middle Eastern countries with almost no people, they can make more Soviet bloc countries, but not Uzbekistan."

The Americas
Mexico is almost completely united, but twice as irrelevant as before.
Spain launched a counter-attack on the Spanish colony of Guayana, following the destruction of the small Latin American country by Spanish hands.

Argentina is keeping control of much of Bolivia and Peru. Chile is currently almost completely under control by Australian and New Zealand colonizers, whom have been dogged by PTOers and invaders. A little eastward, South Africa, long PTO'd by South Americans, is invading Charrua, Urugay's sole region.

Here at home, in Maplesyrup-moose-hockey-snow-eskimo-mountieland, Britain has broken the recent peace agreement between them and Canada and invaded NF/L.

That brings us to our pole of the day: Which is better, football fans, pissy British beer with tea or the strongest beer known to man?
Africanaustraliasia
Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and the UAE brace themselves for the birth of their 1000th Serb baby.
Bulgaria, after losing most of its Iranian land, still holds Yazd. Pakistan has reunited itself to include all of its original territories plus its RL claims of Kashmir, in addition to parts of north India.

Singapore and Malaysia, two famously irrelevant nations, butt heads for control of Peninsular Malaysia, probably because Singapore gets less action than my grandmother. *cough*
West Europe
On their quest of douchebaggery and hilarious turns of events, Slovenia, France, and Germany continued ripping Italy a new butthole, after an equally hilarious and ironic invasion of Germany in which, get this, Poland was the main invasion force and France was their ally TROLLOLOLO.

After nearly whiping Germany, Poland still holds land in Germany, France, Holland, Switzerland, and Slovakia, which it got from help from Italy and Sweden, which hold the whole of Jutland and part of north Germany.

The French invasion has come by way of Corsica. Baguettes in hand, they marched into neighboring Sardinia to the south and Tuscany to the north. They are currently attacking Sicily, and if the French and Italian cultures mix, Mama's Sicilian Pizzeria will never be quite the same.

While France banged up one side, Slovenia was sure to insert themselves in the other. (lolwut) Thus far they've carved a massive hole through northern Italy with its southern boundary at Emilia-Romagna. Germany has entered the war by invading Lombardy, which is also coincidentiall being invaded the day the Lombardi Trophy is given out.
East Europe
ZOMG, LOL Turkey and Cyprus are still under Greek control. Surprising.
In the backwards Baltic hole of the world, Latvia is fighting Estonia for control of their westernmost region, which Estonia captured, Kurzeme.
That's all for today, and remember, never listen to CNN.