Day 1,467: Hal is a P Cool Guy
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Forewor
I hope you enjoy, vote, and subscribe so that I can continue to bring you articles about Cleveland Fleman's mom. That might sound harsh, but he was asking for it.
He wasn't the only one.
The Serbo-Pole Invasion, Day 1,467
As elections came up, much of the US was still occupied. California and numerous Pacific Seaboard states were conquered in a war that was previously condemned to the East, and for the first time in a while, our most populous state was conquered.
Switch sides? ME? Nev- nah, I totally would. But only for that.
As the days wore on, California and Mississippi, Georgia, and South Carolina were recaptured, Hawaii secured, and the US capturing something more important- initiative- against Serbia.
Abroad
War in the Baltic nations of Estonia and Latvia have resulted in the loss of four Russian regions. Most recently, the Russians have confronted them at the bottleneck Urals region and secured the region from Latvian aggression. Sadly, Russia's main fighting force, a group of pissed-off bears, are an easy target for Baltic snipers.
After defending Singapore City from Malaysia, Singapore has invaded Peninsular Malaysia. They're surprised too.
French resistance in occupied Polish land has proved unsuccessful. Oh France....
Thank You
On behalf of none other than me, I would like to thank those whom voted for me this 25th, and made me an official Congressman of Washington.
AMERICA!
Thank you for ignoring my shady donations, my affair with Cleveland Fleman's mom, and fluency in Serbian, you will not be forgotten when Idestroy the infidels decide on laws. (lol, like Congress actually does shit).
Haliman is a p cool guy
Yeah, I'm on Team Halibutt. Something you missed?
Here he is, ignoring me. I KNOW YOU KNOW I'M THERE.
I've been knowing Haliman for a while now, and I know he would make a good president, and I'm not just saying that because he has huge manboobs in real life (hawt, like Cleveland Fleman's mom), but because he has proven it before, and has been serving in politics as long as I've known him.
I know, I know, you might say I don't know who's going to run yet, but I say, "Frankly I don't give a shit, this is America." and also, at least he isn't this guy:
Sorry pthut.
That's all, now for the weekly poll; How many times have you put it on CF's mom?
A. Once
B. 10+ Times
C. Wouldn't go near her
D. Regularly
😛This'll be one of my longer articles, and will cover a wider range of topics than Military Analysis, how much I hate British people, Cleveland Fleman's mom, and what I hate about British people.
I hope you enjoy, vote, and subscribe so that I can continue to bring you articles about Cleveland Fleman's mom. That might sound harsh, but he was asking for it.
He wasn't the only one.
The Serbo-Pole Invasion, Day 1,467
As elections came up, much of the US was still occupied. California and numerous Pacific Seaboard states were conquered in a war that was previously condemned to the East, and for the first time in a while, our most populous state was conquered.
Switch sides? ME? Nev- nah, I totally would. But only for that.
As the days wore on, California and Mississippi, Georgia, and South Carolina were recaptured, Hawaii secured, and the US capturing something more important- initiative- against Serbia.
Abroad
War in the Baltic nations of Estonia and Latvia have resulted in the loss of four Russian regions. Most recently, the Russians have confronted them at the bottleneck Urals region and secured the region from Latvian aggression. Sadly, Russia's main fighting force, a group of pissed-off bears, are an easy target for Baltic snipers.
After defending Singapore City from Malaysia, Singapore has invaded Peninsular Malaysia. They're surprised too.
French resistance in occupied Polish land has proved unsuccessful. Oh France....
Thank You
On behalf of none other than me, I would like to thank those whom voted for me this 25th, and made me an official Congressman of Washington.
AMERICA!
Thank you for ignoring my shady donations, my affair with Cleveland Fleman's mom, and fluency in Serbian, you will not be forgotten when I
Haliman is a p cool guy
Yeah, I'm on Team Halibutt. Something you missed?
Here he is, ignoring me. I KNOW YOU KNOW I'M THERE.
I've been knowing Haliman for a while now, and I know he would make a good president, and I'm not just saying that because he has huge manboobs in real life (hawt, like Cleveland Fleman's mom), but because he has proven it before, and has been serving in politics as long as I've known him.
I know, I know, you might say I don't know who's going to run yet, but I say, "Frankly I don't give a shit, this is America." and also, at least he isn't this guy:
Sorry pthut.
That's all, now for the weekly poll; How many times have you put it on CF's mom?
A. Once
B. 10+ Times
C. Wouldn't go near her
D. Regularly
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>French resistance in occupied Polish land has proved unsuccessful. Oh France....
Uhm last I heard there was a peace agreement between both the countries and that RW wouldn't have been government supported.
That's true, but it was just a joke.