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Forewor😛 As you may know, my dedicated reader, I am running for Congress, and have submitted my official platform. I know, I know, I shouldn't run. I should instead go for president, but I am a modest man. In brevity, I promise to help America and hunt for George Washington's secret gold on the grounds of the capitol building. Vote for me!
The War with Spain
The Homefront
Our Spanish enemies have proceeded with an invasion on the USA, after we totally fucked them up a few weeks ago (just in time for the Running of the Bulls! I guess. When the fuck is that?). This is just after the US renamed them a natural enemy. At press time, they hold Virginia and are invading Tennessee.

The next stage in the attack is believed to be a two-pronged one by Indonesia and Poland. In this event, both coasts would take heavy damage, with states from Alaska to Florida facing invasion, and, more likely than not, a corresponding occupation.

Who puts cheese on their cat?
In the event of this, the weapons industry would boom, so that definitely means I'm buying a weaps company. America getting invaded? Ka-ching.
The Offensive Front
Meanwhile, an equally unfortunate situation has unfolded in Spain; the nation has had a bully week (get it?). They have taken several of their northerly regions and now own a majority of their country, and may well take even more.

They have begun a resistance in Andalucia, Croatia, and Merca, Brazil. The worst case scenario would cut off Mexican Croatia from their home regions, currently under occupation by Serbia, and Brazil would be out of the fight for Spain, at least for a little while.

In the meantime, the French began a resistance again Poland in Ile-de-France, but who gives le shit?



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