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Forewor😛 I realize I missed last week, but once again my internet time is limited. I have even resorted to stealing cable from my neighbors, but that doesn't fill the void. Mostly because reality shows suck. And I can't afford a tv.But without further ado, I present you with all I've missed.
Australiasiafrica
As many may have noticed but not cared, the war for control of Ind-Pak continues.

India has claimed a few successful attacks in the ever-changing melee, and Pakistan, which once ruled much of India, has been pushed back into the Northwest Frontier and North India, with India controlling almost all of their neighbor's home regions.

The regions of Karnataka, Sindh, and Maharashtra are the only remaining in Chinese hands. India invade Bulgarian Sistan and Baluchistan.

The peninsula that houses three East Asian nations in game has been unuseually war prone as of late. It started with the meager nation of Singapore seizing Peninsular Malaysia and Indonesia taking a part of Southern Thailand.

Not far away, Eastern Thailand had been conquered by Pakistan after passing through its southern counterpart (before Indo invasion).

In the land of kangaroos and stars with questionable stunt decisions, Indonesia, which controls a majority of the Australian continent, has launched a minor invasion on nearby New Zealand, which has lost control of Otago to Australians but gained Tasmania.

The invasion has taken Wellington, which has now been counterattacked by New Zealand.

Saudi Arabia and Egypt celebrate their one hundredth Serb bot.

Also, JizanLOL

East Europe
Russia launches a massive invasion into tiny Ukraine, currently leaving them with Zaporozhia, Dnipro, and Volhynia. The nation has launched desperate counterattacks but it is losing land quickly.

Romania and Hungary have each taken stakes of land in the failing nation, while Moldavia suffers the same fate at Romanian hands, with Slovenia and Austria being almost destroyed after long struggles.


Worldwide potato prices are expected to rise when the Ukraine falls, as Russia gains a monopoly on the vegetable.



North American Invasion II?
There has been speculation of a possible invasion of the US after Poland has tried to take control of Mexico since its somewhat-successful rebellion that captured a few US and Mexican states alike.

The US has invaded Arizona, a rented region from Poland, on said suspicions, which could easily lead to a massive brawl in the developed nation after years of tension.

I, for one, welcome our Polish overlords.
The tensions seem to have peaked most recently Serbia, taking lands from Boznia to the Netherlands in an alleged attempt to swap into North America, or Brazil, an American ally, fighting with Spain longer than anyone can remember.

Whatever their reason, the Poles probably do not want Mexico for the diarheea.

Mexico, taste the pain
The Americas
South Africa invade Uruguay (trolloolo)while Peru, destroyed time and time again more hilariously the fifteenth and thirtieth times, fights Argentina.
Lastly, I hereby unveil my wonderful new avatar, of the one man leading the US to greatness:
NOW OTHER THAN BILL O REILLY

That's all for now, and remember, brush your teeth.