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A Letter to my Readers (However Tasteless their Humor Obviously is): I understand I released my last weekly article two days ago, but their is something you will all be happy to know. I am bored, lots of stuff is happening in game, and I figured out photoshop. That's right, I'm going to draw dongs all over the Serb/BiH invasion! Enjoy.
East Europe
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As you can see, there is finally more to worry about in Eastern Europe than half off mail orderbrides from Russia (which they actually have for Christmas. Awesome right? I got three. The capture of a cow region for a brief time gave them plenty of extra brides.)

As you probably already know, there has been a back-and-forth effort in Latvia to capture the small country. Russia and Lithuania struck, Russia capturing Latgale (with cows, which it does not have) and Lithuania moving into Zemgale and Kurneme (cows and fish, which Lithuania didn't have before, either). After a few exhausting battles, it appears Latvia has gained some groun😛 they've successfully defended Vidzeme from an exchausting siege and recaptured Latgale from a seemingly uninterested Russian Army.

Just north of the conflict, Finland invaded Estonia (which is at war with Latvia) and captured two new regions, with another under attack, making a land bridge to Latvia if they win this battle. I'd love to tell you the names of the regions, but I'm afraid if I try to type their impossible-to-say names, my computer would burst into flames of frustration and they wouldn't find the body.

In the fmr Yugoslavia region, a tragedy happened that will be hard for EDEN to undo- Serbia conquered Bosnia, taking down the walls of the Federation of BiH. PHOENIX was on the move in surrounding areas, with Turkey and Greece declaring mutually they were natural enemies and Turkey taking the battle to Thrace. Hungary invaded Bucovina and Maramures, Romania, two high deer regions, which Hungary has yet to obtain.

West Europe
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Meanwhile, in two places nobody in America would've heard of if WWII would never have happened, Poland invaded Germany, conquering Brandenburg and Berlin and Saxony. They have now conquered into Lower Saxony (Saxonme? Sounds like something your mom would say LOLOL). Poland continues destroying Germany by invading Hesse, which is busy on several fronts. It's apparent that the war's main targets could have been the resources of Germany, and since Sweden and Italy conquered many of the resource regions in the north and south east, Poland's ivnasion would've been prolonged.

Just south of Poland's invasion force, Italy holds Bavaria and Baden-Wuttemburg, both currently under attack, while their Austrian possessions are subjected to a widespread rebellion (Austria is down to two regions). Germany, which is down to three aluminum regions, has invaded Rhineland Palatinate, controlled by France. Sweden, the fourth occupier of German land, is invading the final region of Denmark it does not control, which would wipe the tiny Scandinavian country.

Britain is under attack by America, as we move into South West of England and now invade the West Midlands, while fighting a resistance in Wales.

The Americas
Spain, renewing its colonial empire, managed to conquer Guayana and Llanos, both of which holding grain and rubber, exotic resources in Spain, and now they are continuing their campaign through Venezuela by invading the Venezuelan Andean, a grain region.

Just a few degrees south, the troubled Venezuelans and the growing Chileans got defeated trying to invade the nation of Colombia, trying to claim a high coke region, Andina while Peru made up their mind Amazonica, both failing miserably.

Africanasiaustralia
As armies pillaged Europe, there were similar wars in Asia: starting with Bulgaria securing the central and southwestern fronts of Iran and Cyprus under constant rebellion and ending with the largest war in India/Pakistan since the /p/aki Empire, Asia is going through an eventful transformation.

In India, rebellions have plagued the Paki colonizers, causing the loss of a few Indian regions and giving the country a chance to grow. But Pakistan was faced with a larger problem; China has made a massive assault on Paki home regions and captured all of it but Balochistan; from the North West Frontier to Sindh, famous for the controversy between Spoland and the US when Americans were told to fight in a rebellion for Sindh and not in key European battles. Pakistan, after declaring Thailand its "natural enemies" and capturing South Thailand, has lost the region, but kept one region in the country by conquering East Thailand as South Thailand fell. The region is currently under attack by Thailand.

Lastly, South Africa was added to the list of conquered nations as Brazil easily took control of the nation, which has lost the national spotlight because of Australia's occupation and the access to titanium in other countries.

Other than that, the world is relatively calm, save for the minor conflicts between Japan and South Korea and Indonesia's occupation of Minanao, Phillipines, which it is currently defending.

Top 5 Nations that Should be our Natural Enemies:
5. Name: Mexico
Reason: THEY TURK OUR JERBS
4. Name: Canada
Reason: They suck at hockey, but we should settle this one and for all. Canada has an MPP with Mexico and we have reason to believe they are allied with pig disgusting FRAAANCE because they are obviously region swapping them into their country, because no country can be beaten that hard by FRAAAANCE.
3. Name: Russia
Reason: The Red Army has invaded us multiple times, plus they're commies b-tards. We should totes conquer them like I dunno... we did not even a few months ago.
2. Name: Britain
Reason: USA currently has no high crumpet areas. Crumpets, anyone?
1. Name: France
Reason: France
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