Day 1,005: EDEN on the Offensive
Day 1,005, 09:10
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Published in Ireland 
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by rivere123
I come to you this installment of the TT with good news for the people of Ireland, Canda, the US, and her allies.
Pwnt
Destroying it.
Liberating
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So it looks like we're in the middle of the largest EDEN Friendly offensive since maybe WWIII. A beautiful offensive, in fact. It originally began when Hungary was compromised by hackers and Poland, and Scotland was invaded by the bored Canadians. Canada plowed through the UK, and President 5nak3yes of Ireland captured Dublin and Southeast of Ireland, rebounding from a failed impeachment proposal. Once again, EDEN raged with the fire of one of the most powerful feelings in human nature: hatred against redcoats.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The Canadians were briefly threatened by the Russians when they region swapped and invaded Scotland. The unstoppable syrup-addicted Mounties claimed victory over the Russians and continued throug Britain until Wales, Northern Ireland, and Scotland were captured, along with much of England, including the North East of England, North West of England, Southwest of England, Yorkshire/Humberside, and Britain's Scandinavian colonies, Trondelag and Vestlandet. The British were back into a corner.
Finally, the tea-lovers were saved as the French distracted Canada, opening up awar with the country and attacking South East of England and the East Midlands, capturing each, beginning one of the first successful offences in the area for PHOENIX since Dublin was captured. The Canadians now faced around 10 countries in two wars, and in turn replied to the failed attacks by invading Lower Normandy, a French region, and the East Midlands. Britain joined the offensive by invading the Canadian North West of England, making England a hotzone for military activity.
THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER
Meanwhile, the USA led an offensive in a different part of the world. The American president St.Krems, now immensely popular, got his presidency going by invading the ancient battleground known as Far Eastern Russia. The invasion was successful, and America saw it fit to invade and conquer Eastern Siberia. Eastern Siberia was invaded shortly after by Russia and Western Siberia was invaded hours later by America.
O CANADAAAA, liberating Margaret Thatcher since the 1860s
Pwnt
Destroying it.
Liberating
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
So it looks like we're in the middle of the largest EDEN Friendly offensive since maybe WWIII. A beautiful offensive, in fact. It originally began when Hungary was compromised by hackers and Poland, and Scotland was invaded by the bored Canadians. Canada plowed through the UK, and President 5nak3yes of Ireland captured Dublin and Southeast of Ireland, rebounding from a failed impeachment proposal. Once again, EDEN raged with the fire of one of the most powerful feelings in human nature: hatred against redcoats.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The Canadians were briefly threatened by the Russians when they region swapped and invaded Scotland. The unstoppable syrup-addicted Mounties claimed victory over the Russians and continued throug Britain until Wales, Northern Ireland, and Scotland were captured, along with much of England, including the North East of England, North West of England, Southwest of England, Yorkshire/Humberside, and Britain's Scandinavian colonies, Trondelag and Vestlandet. The British were back into a corner.
Finally, the tea-lovers were saved as the French distracted Canada, opening up awar with the country and attacking South East of England and the East Midlands, capturing each, beginning one of the first successful offences in the area for PHOENIX since Dublin was captured. The Canadians now faced around 10 countries in two wars, and in turn replied to the failed attacks by invading Lower Normandy, a French region, and the East Midlands. Britain joined the offensive by invading the Canadian North West of England, making England a hotzone for military activity.
THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER THATCHER
Meanwhile, the USA led an offensive in a different part of the world. The American president St.Krems, now immensely popular, got his presidency going by invading the ancient battleground known as Far Eastern Russia. The invasion was successful, and America saw it fit to invade and conquer Eastern Siberia. Eastern Siberia was invaded shortly after by Russia and Western Siberia was invaded hours later by America.
O CANADAAAA, liberating Margaret Thatcher since the 1860s
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First denied, Brit trolls.
gg)))
Oh you, oh Canada! This article needs more Thatcher for me to vote it though.
O CANADAAAA, liberating Margaret Thatcher since the 1860s , hahhahaha
I'm seriously thinking about moving to Canada, and run for CONGRESSMAN from London ... whatcha think ?
Not until I complete my coup of the IUP.
Stay sexy, eCanada: Vintage Greg 😛
Damnit Rivere! I didnt know I had competition!