Danishism
A. Holst
For too long time there has been few religions, so i present to you: Danishism
The book of Danishism
part 1, The Begining
At first there was only a white page, then a selected group of people called "Administrators" created the world, but when the world had been created, there was noone to inhabit the lands, and they agreed to make many kinds of humans, from the sharing "Homo Russinia Comunistiumsapiens" (Russians) over the passive "Homo Irishia homelandiasapiens" (Irish) to the stupid "Homo Svezia Nonsapiens" (Swedes).
The Admins sai😛
Let us rest, and let the mortals have some fun before we do more acts.
Part 2, The God
And time passed, and the glorius president Grev Per was elected president over all Danes.
He Ruled with glory and wisdom, his subjects was happy and the nation flurrished, the mortals, even Grev Per did not know, but Grev Per was in fact a God-President and marster of the "Homo Dania Handsomeia, Funnysium Supersapiens" (Danes) race, destined to rule over the lands of Denmark, yet they had to wait for much time before they woud know.
Part 3, The War
But just days before the god-president became president had the Administrators sai😛
The world goes too well, its becomming borring to us, let us make it possible for the mortals to make wars!
And it came true, the Swedes was quick to adabt to this, it is in their nature to be horrible and violent, and their massive ammounts made it easy for them to overrun the Danish marster race.
Part 4, The rule of the stupid
For what seemed like an enternity, the swedes ruled over the danes, the danes struggled gloriously, killing the swedes with second hand smoking and hit and run accidents, but little did it help, the swedes were too strong, and the Administrators did not want the marster race to be free yet...
Part 5, The Liberation
Then wen everything seemed lost, the Administrators sai😛
You have suffered for long enougth, you may now free your contry!
But the danes sai😛
Not yet, we have to make the swedes want to let us go free, we migth be smarter, funnier and more handsome, but the swedes are too many for us to battle, the Administrators accepted that, but it did not take long before the God-President Grev Per sai😛
My fellow danes, today our marster race will prevail! For today is the day we take back our holy lands!!!
And as Grev Per had said, the danes took back the holy lands of Hovedstaden and the relatively holy lands of Sjælland, and the danes was happy once more!
Part 6, The Profet
After the liberation, the profet of the gods A. Holst showed himeself, he sai😛
Brothers, Grev Per is no President! The crowd gasped, they coud not belive what they heard, person called himself a profet and said that their president wasnt a president!
A. Holst sai😛
I have great wisdom, Grev Per is not a President, but a God-President!
For now: The End
Brothers, let us all add the religion "Danishism" to the religion part of our citizens template at the erepublik wiki, ye who do not do this may ye burn in sweden! errrrr... i mean HELL!!!
Comments
By the way, if anyone wants to write a article about Danishism at the wiki, be my guest, i have no template for that...
Didn't we have a religion? Oh well. We are so awesome that we actually need two, when I think about it.
Yeah Rune was writing one a while back but he's being a lazy dumbass.
Good work A. Holst, nice use of irony 🙂
Not funny
im sorry Per, but i do not see the irony in my great religious marsterpeice.....
Do you know how many companies are in eWorld?
I know.😁
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/companies-of-eworld-730049/1/20
Sounds like sushi.
I'm beginning to dislike dSokre's spam...
We should insert Danishism into the constitution. So we're a religious bunch of fanatics, who live in a timeshare-monarchy, by the way, have Gustav Gustavsen found out that he is the new elected king by me?. And that we just love our serfdom. I like were this is going.
The marster race! We rock!
you got it!
Didn't even wanna read this after the name...
Would be coolor if religion was something global..
this religion is global... this religion has 2 messages, for the danes its "we are better than everyone else, they shal obay us" for everyone who aint danes its "the danes are better than everyone else, obay them"
So are any of you going to make a wiki page about this new eReligion?
I'm getting a account in wiki 8D
Hail Danishism \o