Daily News Analysis and Interpretation for 1367

Day 1,367, 00:19 Published in USA USA by Leviathann
Alien Invasion Spoils Spanish American War

Analyis: Three tits...awesome!

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[EVIL CHARTICLE] I Hate Chain Shouts

Analysis: Your chain shouts are distracting me from /b/

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Ban Glove might as well banned us all

Analysis: Thy man lover hast thou been passed over. 😘( I shall tattoo myself in his honor! 😃

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WHPR[Day 1366] Gnilraps Stands In

Analyis: What I say is important so you must be listening...right?

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[Contest] Tar and Feather the Traitor

Analysis: I wish someone would tar and feather me with a big black dildo! =o

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