Daily Jokes 1

Day 2,101, 22:46 • Published in USA USA • by eyanray2k

I'm thinking maybe 100 days of jokes? They are gonna be pretty stupid, but hopefully you get a laugh. I just found an OLD joke book, so we will see how it goes.

The first two are dedicated to Josh Frost and Mazzycat because I am playing with five two week old kittens while I write this. 🙂

1. Q: What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
A: A Duck-filled-fatty puss

2. Q:Where do cats like to go on vacation?
A:The canary islands

3. Q:What did the cowboy say when his dog left?
A😃oggone

4. Q:What do you get when you cross jelly with a sheep dog?
A:Collie-wobbles

5. Q: What do you say when an elephant sits on your couch?
A: It's time to get a new couch.

6. Richar😛 Every morning i take my dog for a tramp in the fields
Mick: Does the dog enjoy it?
Richar😛 Yes, but the tramp's getting rather fed up.

7. Q😃id you hear about the man you ate soapflakes for breakfast?
A:He was so mad he foamed at the mouth and was all in a lather.

8. Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity?
Student: You don't have to pay for lightning.
9. Q:What do you get when you cross a bee and a bell?
A: A Real Humdinger.


That's all for today folks. Hope you all got a least a laugh or two.