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Daily Joke.

Day 1,933, 08:16 • Published in Norway Norway

• by Dodgedoodle

There were three people who were kidnapped by cannibals. The leader said that if they pass a trial, the will be set free.

They each had to gather 10 fruits of the same kind. Each one of them went away in different directions.

The first one came back with 10 apples. The leader said he had to put all up his a*s without making an expressions. He made the first one, but failed the second, so he was killed.

The next one came with 10 berries, and managed to do 8 of them, then he started laughing, so he was killed.

They met in heaven, and the first one asked why he laughed, as he had almost made it. He then replied that just before laughing, he had seen the 3rd one return with 10 watermelons xD