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Day 4,164, 07:05 • Published in Australia Australia • by Don Vin


Article contains Humor, No Pun Intended

For my last one an old beer classic



Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. SmokeHound and Azurozeta Zenobia






While going through the locker Azurozeta Zenobia found an old lamp.






He rubs it and a genie suddenly appears.














The genie tells them that he only grants one wish.



Azurozeta Zenobia the lamp finder blurts out: "Turn the entire ocean into Fosters!"




The genie claps his hands and immediately the sea turns into beer.




The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men consider their circumstances.



The second Aussie SmokeHound turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."









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