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CROATIAN WOMEN ARE HAPPY WOMEN!

Day 974, 01:43 • Published in Croatia Croatia

• by Gabrijelovic

A Croatian guy goes on vacation in Italy and he walks into a local bar full of Italians.
He started drinking and noticed that he left his wallet at the hotel. The bartender says if u can make my donkey laugh ill give u all the money in this jar if not you'll wash dishes. So the Croatian guy goes to the donkey, whispers something in its ear and the donkey laughs hard! So the bartender gives him all the money. Next day the Croatian enter the same bar and the bartender says if u make my donkey cry ill give u this bar and all money i've, so the Croatian goes over and makes the donkey cry... The bartender is stunned. He says "what did u say to make him laugh?". The Croatian says "I told him my dick was bigger than his". The bartender says "well how did u make him cry?". The Croatian says "I showed him".